its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town

In Hong Kong, Dallas or at home—and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed—breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of

One of Colorado's finest, @devotchkamusic will be at he Bluebird Feb. 14th (nice way to spend Valentine's Day night!). I'll have tickets all week at 3:30. https://t.co/oXKveiLZx3 (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

On some days you have good ideas and on some days you have bad ones. The trick is knowing the difference. Instantly

Wednesday night’s house band at Luna’s in Sayulita.

This week at 3:30, I'll have tickets for you to see Charley Crockett at Mission Ballroom January 10th. (Photo by Tom Cooper/Getty Images) https://t.co/oXKveiLZx3

Leftover Salmon Night 1: Celebrating 35 years of Salmon & Annual Thanksgiving show is 11/28 at the Boulder Theater and I have tickets for you every afternoon this week at 3:30. https://t.co/oXKveiLrHv (Photo by Erika Goldring/Getty Images for Americana Music Festival)

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue" I'll have tickets for this all week at 3:30.

Lorde plays Red Rocks in a sold out show Oct. 14th. I'll have tickets for you all week at 3:30. Score those and you qualify for a trip to see her in L.A. as well. https://t.co/oXKveiLZx3 (Photo by Leon Neal/Getty Images)

I have little faith the algorithm will allow anyone to see this, but if you see this tweet, watch this & think about it. And maybe resist the urge to snarkily reply - realize that the algorithms have trained your brain to seek that negative engagement. https://t.co/qWWPjQyQWv

All this week, I have a chance for you to See Father John Misty at Mission Ballroom Sunday night. Tune in at 3:30 everyday to find out how to score a pair. https://t.co/oXKveiLZx3 (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images for FYF)

Weirdos—beautiful mutants howling at the polite wallpaper of the world. Bent halos, crooked grins, the only honest mirrors left. #WeirdosDay #RalphSteadman #AmIAFish

I understand that fear is my friend, but not always. Never turn your back on Fear. It should always be in front of you, like a thing that might have to be killed. My father taught me that, along with a few other things that have kept my life interesting.

Deion Sanders has "never been high a day of my life," but he says Folsom Field sure smells like weed in the second quarter

Dogs—chaotic joy on four legs, noses wet with conspiracy, tails thrashing like anarchist flags. Loyal maniacs, grinning at the madness of mankind. #DogDay #RalphSteadman #Illustration

It’s John Lee Hooker’s birth anniversary. One of my prized autographs.

NEW TIME FOR MY TICKET GIVEAWAY! Everyday this week at 3:30 (did I mention new time?) I'll have a pair for you to be my guest to see The Pixies and Spoon at Red Rocks Sept. 2nd. https://t.co/oXKveiLrHv

The Great American Beer Festival returns October 9 - 11 at Colorado Convention Center and I have your tickets at 5:30pm this week on your drive home from work. https://t.co/oXKveiLZx3

Post session hang with @SlightlyStoopid at KBCO Studio C. These guys are absolutely charter members of the Too Much Fun Club. They left their Yager, who wants a shot? Missed the session? Robbyn will rewind it at 4:20, of course, on Saturday.

With Daniel Donato. Hear Daniel Donato’s Cosmic Country at 3:20 and score tickets to Cervantes tomorrow night! https://t.co/TdwWyRRY95.