Eric: Version 36.1💫
@rEmasteredEric
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Father, friend, geek, Honorary Canadian🍁. Trying my pretty hardest. I crave attention so much, they had to cut me off at the attention buffet.
Nebraska, USA🌻
Joined May 2011
I grew up being taught that the US was the greatest country in the world. I would love to one day live in an America where I can actually believe that to be the case. #BeBetter
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Was asking a buddy if he listens to #TheNewDay's podcast, but my phone typed "Mew" instead, and now all I can see is 3 cats dressed like them, eating pancakes. Little cat sized trombone next to Woods. @XavierWoodsPhD @TrueKofi @WWEBigE
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EVERYTHING I SAY FALLS ON DEAF EARS!! Is what I yell at the corn field .
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but... #coronavirus is still a thing. It’s not suns out, masks off.
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I know I'm just a nameless, faceless jackass with no platform. But if i had one, I would use it to tell those who represent a bigoted, outdated White America to stop being shitty to other races and cultures just because its what they're used to. That's it. #BlackLivesMatter
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Yep, the world still sucks, but we don't have to make it suck more. Ok, good talk.
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Things don't need to be perfect, but we should never stop striving to make them better.
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Just to be safe, I'm going to start practicing social media distancing, too.
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Not for nothing, but "COVID-19" is gonna make one HELL of a death metal band name in about 10 years from now.
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Look, jerk, it's not living in fear if I stay inside, isolated from the world, for weeks on end. It's called being an introvert and I've been doing that my whole damn life.
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CDC: clean commonly touched surfaces Moms everywhere: we don’t have to worry about wiping down the dishwasher
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I just ate a snack cup of applesauce clean with no spoon. - Me, flirting
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*After 3000 miles, 5 days, 27 fill ups, 945 songs, 11 near-marriage-ending fights and 32 farts, the Griswold family station wagon finally pulls into the parking lot*
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