I GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 finallyyyyyyyyyy. the mf who hacked me messaged EVERY damn body talking about voting to co host an a podcast 😑

I’ll save you some time on the Iran address: • It’s Biden’s fault • 48 hours • Two weeks • Some incoherent gibberish • We’ve won • We are way ahead of schedule • It’s a little excursion • We have obliterated them • We’ve knocked out all their ships • I could open up

the love lagoon scene on season 9 when they were playing the game about their sex lives was so awkward bc it was too many new ppl. if it was the og cast it would’ve been funny #rhop

the thing ppl are missing about this question is that they are talking about the time period the show came out and not about the average age of the characters. like wtf about abbott elementary gives gen z ???

Kristi Noem rigging the property appraiser’s exam while governor so her daughter could get her license, killing a puppy, & giving her boyfriend a powerful job in govt while cheating on her cross-dressing spouse is not that unusual on the spectrum of Republican politician behavior

The leaker:

EOS cashmere vanilla body wash, lotion, and body spray for after a shower and around the house; vanilla vibes perfume by juliette has a gun for when i leave the house. my absolute FAVORITE vanilla perfume

bryon noem walking in on kristi and corey lewandowski

Nobody is kink shaming Kristi Noem’s husband. If he wants to dress up like that, more power to him. It’s the hypocrisy of it happening in yet another christian conservative family by someone who’d probably publicly persecute someone else for doing the same.

Byron Noem in the house while Kristi was outside shooting dogs

i get secondhand embarrassment so bad that it’s almost like i be finna hyperventilate 💀💀💀💀💀

would not be surprised if this is his literal 13th reason🥴

i hate this gif so much lmfaoooo

😂😂😂 i’m really loving all these tweets. idc that her husband like to put on some fake titties bc do what you want king (queen?) , it’s just funny bc it’s HER husband😂

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

kristi noem scrolling through her husband’s tiktok drafts

People that don’t understand sci-fi and world-building don’t need to watch Paradise bro

literally was not prepared to see Mabel Simmons Noem today

GET THEM BUSTY BIMBO TITTIES OFF MY DAMN TL.

'You must complete the HR mandatory safety training" Me:

i must’ve missed some type of article or something bc this is like the 10th tweet i’ve seen about her finances 🫤