I love being out the loop. Don’t update me.

#MyTwitterAnniversary

The best programme though 🤣❤️

I’m not a big fan of https://t.co/ZhvQjLGLNq be 10am and I’m ready to eat crab legs and oxtails.

How it started: How it's going:

Be strict about your goals.

Matt Lucas pretty much summing up Boris’ 14 minute speech, except it’s narrowed down to about 20 seconds🤣

*Highest death rate in Europe* *Second highest death rate in the world* * Highest death rate for health care staff* *Infection rate that is not going down* *No vaccine* The response from Boris & UK Government: https://t.co/rPl5NyAxw9 #BorisHasFailed

my problem is I want my stuff to arrive the same day I order it 😭

Twitter as a meme.