Shoulda Signed a FA by Now
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Astros unofficial tracker of randomness. Look for my game recaps and Who I Blame lists. Bruh, I’m not Chad Qualls.
Columbus, OH
Joined March 2017
Much too early 2026 MLB Predictions AL West: SEA AL East: NYY AL Central: CLE Wild Cards: HOU, BOS, OAK ALCS: NYY v SEA NL West: LAD NL East: PHI NL Central: MIL Wild Cards: CHI, ATL, SF NLCS: LAD v ATL WS: LAD v NYY/LAD in 6
MLB Predictions/Final Push AL West: SEA AL East: TOR AL Central: DET Wild Cards: HOU, BOS, NYY ALCS: BOS v DET NL West: LA NL East: PHI NL Central: MIL Wild Cards: CHI, SD, NYM NLCS: LA v PHI WS: DET v PHI, PHI in 6
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Top annoying character in Friends and actually in olive tv sitcoms
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In 1492, at this very hour, an American explorer by the name of Christopher Columbus joined hands with the pilgrims and the Indians to celebrate the first Thanksgiving and establish everlasting peace between the two parties They thanked him for inventing America
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Good morning to Reed Sheppard, those who smoke or fry their turkeys, moody teenagers who will roll their eyes during Thanksgiving and beggin ass dogs who will ruin dinner by constantly whining for food
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Time to start the Friends Thanksgiving episodes. (I should have it to where when the last one airs, the bird gets sliced but alas I am only a mere human)
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When Houston beats GSW, the Buffalo Bayou Serial Killer loses sight of his victim when they flee
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My dad would have loved to see Reed Sheppard play. Quick hands, pesky, smooth shot. Not the best or the most athletic but gets it done
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That’s a maple syrup barrel’s worth of money for Cease. I mean they kinda have to do something being as close as they were. Framber gonna get 900 mil from someone
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Name a famous Spartan not named Leonidas without googling! 🤔
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Always glad to see another Sampson team go on long scoring droughts. Never change, Coogs
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Amen’s got cuts, bruises, concussion, just straight smooth
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This game has been physical. And good too but damn elbows all over the place
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Ime had something to say to Brooks after that body check on Aquaman
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I started off as one of @dkdeberry many burners and evolved into my own species with the minimal intelligence needed to remain here on the X
What's the lore behind your @ ?
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Bruh, that free throw shooter by Syracuse has a funny looking wind up
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Do the Coogs have trouble closing out games AGAIN? No worries once March comes around, right?
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