Adedoyin Q. Ibrahim
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Everything will be fine in the end.
And if it isn't, it's not the end yet, okay?
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My mum waited for 9months to see me and these people want to meet me after I replied to 'how're you doing?' 🤌😂😂
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After 100level you'll know that University isn't about taking pictures.😌😂
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What do you say in your mind when you greet people and they don't answer? 😂😂
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Heartbreak is painful, but you see, your period coming at 5pm or 6pm during Ramadan is more painful.😪😪
Only ladies can relate.😐
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Apart from Paraga 😂, Paramount and Paragraph. Which other 'Para' do you know?👀
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When someone sends a message to me in capital letters, I usually feel the person is shouting at me.😔😐
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Keep falling cos I can't buy laptop at 450k, abeg.😔
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Looking back to how you were, years back, omorrr, you suppose thank God for the growth o.🤭🤭
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Normalize observing a few 'Rakah's before eating and supplicate to Allah.
Waking up for Sahur is not only to eat.🙃
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I should include ASSU in prayer this Ramadan, because haa, this strike should end after Ramadan o.😪😫😫
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I dislike it when someone combines unrelated emojis.
WTH is 😂🤧😉😔🤩😪?
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I'm definitely the nicest person you'll meet until you wet my shoes.🙃😑
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It's only 29/30 days of goodness(which comes once a year), do Ibādāt, seek forgiveness🥺, pray for the dead🥺 and request His blessings.✨
May all these be 'hujja'(proof)for us not against us on the Day of Reckoning. (Aameen)🤲
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🥂🥂To those of us that use emojis if we can't think of a caption.😂
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Learn to return the item you borrowed from people even before they ask for it.
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"He can disturb for Africa."
Person wey no dey read your messages or replies with OK.😂😂
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Seriously, don't let others influence your decisions too much. You are the one who has to live with the choices you make, not them.
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This award goes to Unilorin students in the
#KwasuVsUnilorin
Twitter Duel after a fair calculation of the boiling and frying by violence chefs.
Team leaders
@Premier_100
and
@TripleHay001
. 🏆
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After that guy don snap old man for NFT, everyone don turn photographer.😂😂
Just be careful of the pics wey you wan upload sha.😂
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Which of these is hard for you to say?
A. Sorry.
B. I love you.
C. I need help.
D. No.
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To be allergic to something is quite different from what you don't like or eat, which one is I'm allergic to Amala again?🤧😂💔
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No wonder SU has been teaching us how to apply for student loans.
🔥JUST IN
UNILORIN increases school fees of freshers to 200K+, returning students to pay 70K and above.
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You want followers you don't follow back nor engage tweets, you don turn people into your fans, abi?
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Someone said Unilorin warriors better pass Super Eagles, Haa😫😫
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What's the shortest time you've ever
stayed at a job?
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Life wey show you pepper today fit give you onions tomorrow. Omo, you go cry tire.🤣🤣
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Just a reminder.
These are used differently:
‘am’ and ‘I'm’.
‘its’ and ‘it's’.
‘your’ and ‘you're’.
‘they're’ and ‘their’.
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I don't know about you o, but I dey always keep my phone when I reach this place.
If your phone falls ehn...😂😂
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Scammers full everywhere now o. Bring 30k let me teach you how to avoid them.😉
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You see that cold carbonated drink you want to use to break your fast, don't drink it, biko.
Haba, on empty stomach.🙃😐
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I know say you get coconut head o, but try to dey listen some times.
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Just imagine an international student winning a Nigerian government scholarship just like Nigerians win international scholarships.😭😂
#ASUUstrike
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"Backforward the film for me..."
A fine girl like you, smh.😏
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Your secondary school principal once said:
Mine: If you misbehave, you are going back to your house.
This man ehn😂
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1. Introvert.
2. Extrovert.
3. Dem-no-allow-me-comot-house-trovert.
Which one are you?👀
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Stop feeling too entitled, it's a gutter behaviour, fr.
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This one that fresh students portal has changed when I've not even seen the first semester results, hehe Unilorin.😟😟
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So, some people think I'm a guy using a lady's pics as DP.😂😂💔
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Every other school student on Twitter after seeing University of Ilorin is trending:
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If you come across this tweet, drop an emoji that shows how you feel at the moment.
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If you are getting an award for something you can do well, what will that be?👀
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One day you'll look back and realize that you worried too much about things that don't really matter.😅
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If una use ChatGPT write manifesto, na here we go know.👀😂
#PressNight23
#UnilorinDecides23
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Imagine a refund of all the money you've spent on data.😂
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Me pretending to find another bike for the one I negotiated with to reconsider.😂😂
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May we receive the blessings of this day in full.🤲
Ramadan Kareem.🤗💙
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Last session, I saw my results I cried till blood came out of my nose.
Some said that's not failure, but we all know what we want.
This year, I came online and saw they've started releasing results.
PTSD gripped me, I'm crying the same way without even seeing it.
I'm tired.
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Toxic behaviours that are considered normal(a thread):
• Calling people boring for not smoking or drinking. Or only being able to have fun by smoking or drinking.
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*sees red flag*
Ladies: Maybe I can bleach it and dye it pink, though.🙃
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Thank you, 10k followers.🤸♂️🤩💙
I'm doing shoutouts for the first 10 people to comment, like, and retweet.🤭
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Whatever you do today, let it be enough. Go easy on yourself.☺
Na human you be, abeg.😅
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A chance to travel out of your country, which country(s) are you going to?
Me: Turkey or UK.
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If someone sends you a screenshot of a conversation they had with someone else, they probably wouldn't hesitate to send a screenshot of your conversation with them.
Be wise! Beware!
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They said no food for a lazy man, but see you, una still dey chop na.👀😂
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Do not get psyched out by the supposed happiness you see on social media.
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You are not a foodie, onijekuje kan lasan ni e, na English just dey cover you.😒😐
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Paraga na bas_card.😂😂
Yesterday, na 100, today na another story.🙃
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That hair screenshot done do 4 months for your gallery.
How far?
When you go plait am?😉
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If to say na book I dey read, I go don sleep o 😭😭😂
#PressNight23
#UCJUNILORINPressNight23
#UnilorinDecides23
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Just because it's taking time doesn't mean it's not happening.
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Mention the best book(s) that you've read.
Mine: Enid Blyton's😍
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The only exercise some people do is running their mouths.😏
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Why are they both wearing black as welfare secretary aspirants?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking against the next session?😭😭
#PressNight24
#UCJUNILORINPressNight24
#UnilorinDecides24
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If anyone is to help you, how much can solve your basic problem right now?🤔
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2k ajo daily till 2084 to pack 28.4 billion.
Who's in?😂😂
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Private hostels inside the school should be regulated by the school. It's the hardest and the most unbearable thing for students to study with the hours of electricity provided and it doesn't make students enjoy the value of what is paid for. Sadly, it's exam time.
@UnilorinNGR
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Thanks for taking me as a serious human and thanks for thinking I'm not serious, na why I no dey cap anyhow.🚶♂️🌚
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Don’t call me “ode, werey, etc” thinking you’re joking when you're not even my friend.😒
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Try dey engage and retweet tweets, my next followers fit dey your timeline.
T for thanks.😊
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What do you do when you are angry?
•Shout
•Go away
•Sleep
•Other things👇
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Should we do dress rating of social secretary aspirants? I want to check something.😔😂😂
@UCJ_UNILORIN
#PressNight23
#UCJUNILORINPressNight23
#UnilorinDecides23
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Some people don't know Will Smith until yesterday's incident.🙃
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Customers are not always right. Sometimes, ori customer o pe.
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Y'all don't know what happens when you don't get what you want.
It breaks my heart.
I hate it out here.
You do a lot and get the not-enough.
I don't even want to check my results again.
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Sometimes, it’s not what you need to do, but what you need to stop doing!
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What's the one mistake you made when you were carried away?
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Are you smaller than your age or bigger than your age?
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