Monty Python
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I tweet and re-tweet Monty Python quotes. (This is an account by a fan for fans. Not an official Monty Python account!)
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Joined April 2009
RT @iludiumphosdex: @pythonquotes "Hello, I wish to register a complaint . hello, miss--?"."We're closing for lunch."."Never mind that, m….
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RT @mrmckenna59: @GKCM1970 @pythonquotes @CDW1277 @87sal87 @montypython @JohnCleese I have another theory. my theory the second. 😆.
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RT @Co2daveDe: @pythonquotes Oh look woman, how many kilts did we sell last year? Nine and a half, that's all. So when I get an order for….
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RT @iludiumphosdex: @pythonquotes "The white car represents Crelm Toothpaste with the miracle ingredient Fraudulin . the not-white car re….
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RT @iludiumphosdex: @pythonquotes "YES! On your screen tomorrow: 'The Naughtiest Girl in the School,' starring the men of the 14th Marine C….
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RT @iludiumphosdex: @pythonquotes "Good evening. Here is the news for parrots: No parrots were injured today when a lorry carrying high-oct….
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RT @iludiumphosdex: @pythonquotes "That ends the news, and our programme for parrots continues with Episode 3 of 'A Tale of Two Cities,' sp….
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RT @iludiumphosdex: @pythonquotes "I believe in peace . and in the sound of two bricks crashing together!" #WhatAreYouDoingForPeace #UN75….
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RT @Beegrrrl: Finland, Finland, Finland, the country where I want to be. Finland has it all. @pythonquotes
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RT @iludiumphosdex: @pythonquotes "Fivepenny, please."."Five beautiful pennies going into the sack, and YOU are the lucky winner of--ONE FI….
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RT @iludiumphosdex: @Mediaite @pythonquotes "So Miss Phume returned to her typing and dreamed her little dreamy dreams, unaware as she was….
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RT @iludiumphosdex: @pythonquotes "It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public . ". via @YouTube.
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RT @typewriteruk: @TheMarket_CH LumbEEEEEEEER! or as the @pythonquotes put it: "I cut down trees, I wear high heels.Suspendies and a bra.I….
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RT @iludiumphosdex: @pythonquotes "Hamrag Yattelrot and His Viking Hordes are now appearing in 'Grin and Pillage It' at the Jodrell Theatre….
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RT @iludiumphosdex: @pythonquotes "Proust, in his first book, wrote about, wrote about,/Proust, in his first book--".[GONG]."Start again--!".
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RT @iludiumphosdex: @pythonquotes "I cannot tell the difference between Whizzo Butter and this dead crab!".
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RT @iludiumphosdex: @pythonquotes "Ahh--just the word I was looking for: 'I wonder,' said Lafarge, 'just how much Molineaux.'"."Shut up wit….
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