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kevin meissner

@pwnkip

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garbage disposal futurist

San Francisco, CA
Joined November 2012
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@pwnkip
kevin meissner
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for years, society was limited to only 16 syrup squares per waffle but with recent combinatorial optimization breakthroughs our research department has achieved previously unheard of densities of waffle syrup
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Sridhar Ramesh
8 months
French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of "soup du jour" each day.
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@pwnkip
kevin meissner
10 months
first OnShape, now Feather. MechE's are finally getting usable software 🙏
@mferraro89
Matt Ferraro
10 months
I've spent the last few months building a browser-based FEA tool and I'm looking for alpha users! If you're interested, DM me and I'll get you set up
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@pwnkip
kevin meissner
1 year
tfw your city has a 4% household organics capture rate but the solution is penalizing noncompliance (the real solution is garbage disposals)
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kevin meissner
1 year
Mr. Rooter, an unbelievable case of nominative determinism
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kevin meissner
1 year
can we please stop inventing compostable things
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kevin meissner
1 year
Yard Stick is hiring for some rad hardware and biz roles! A+ team with A+ mission
@useyardstick
Yard Stick PBC
1 year
🚨 Three new urgent roles at Yard Stick across mechanical engineering, embedded/full stack software, and business development! Details in 🧵, please share far and wide! 🚨
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kevin meissner
1 year
When @Onshape goes down they should put you in a chat room with other users where you can talk about how this is still better than Solidworks
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@hopes_revenge
hope hopes hoping
1 year
my son “Hunch” of which i am ambivalent
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@pwnkip
kevin meissner
1 year
Climate tech has officially jumped the shark
@posamentier
Joshua Posamentier
1 year
How awesome is this? Carbon sequestration + soil improvement/de-acidification + future yield improvements in action! Gigatons, here we come.
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kevin meissner
1 year
by what age am I supposed to have important orbital mission objectives
@maxhaot
Max Haot
1 year
Proud to unveil the final design of @vast Haven-1, scheduled to be the world’s first commercial space station. We are not building a luxury hotel in space, we are applying design to enhance crew cohesion, productivity, safety, communication to help sovereign astronauts and
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kevin meissner
1 year
don't👏 build👏 things👏 in👏 shipping👏 containers👏 if👏 they👏 don't👏 need👏 to👏 be👏 shipped👏
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kevin meissner
1 year
How To Blow Up A Coal Mine. Inspiring climate activism happening rn
@igorsushko
Igor Sushko
1 year
Ukraine: Russian fascists blew up the headframe over the primary mine shaft at the Pivdennodonbaska 3 coal mine in Donetsk region on the frontline. Annual coal production here was around 1.42 million tons before the invasion, with reserves estimated at 156.9 million tons.
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@useyardstick
Yard Stick PBC
2 years
Excited to share two new roles at Yard Stick - please share! 💰 Head of Sales: https://t.co/jmRSDZpws0 👩‍🔬 Principal Soil Scientist: https://t.co/pueaCHn6c9 #hiring #sales #climatetech #soilscience #soil #soilcarbon #jobs
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kevin meissner
2 years
Why is it called enhanced rock weathering and not Olivine Garden
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@pwnkip
kevin meissner
2 years
Nature-based carbon credits don't have to suck! Super proud of Yard Stick being a founding signatory for this protocol, driving improved rigor in carbon removal
@useyardstick
Yard Stick PBC
2 years
Yard Stick PBC is proud to be one of 40+ founding signatories to the Reykjavik Protocol, a set of best practices for the generation of environmental credits.  See the Protocol at https://t.co/J3SMSVO1St and read more in our press release at https://t.co/0r35YFsSAB. Join us!
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kevin meissner
2 years
Learning about the soils in black rock city
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@pwnkip
kevin meissner
3 years
We're comin for your soil carbon
@useyardstick
Yard Stick PBC
3 years
Hey there! We’re proud to announce our $10.6M Series A: https://t.co/49qGcMvaz9 It was led by @Toyota_Ventures Climate Fund with participation from the @Microsoft Climate Innovation Fund, @nature_org, @lowercarbon, @Breakthrough, @pillar_vc, and a rad group of founders/FOs.
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kevin meissner
3 years
Do you know any rad MechE's who want to work on ground-breaking climate tech? Tell them to come build lil soil probes with us!
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