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@pure_slime
pure slime
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@pure_slime
pure slime
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@BarryOnHere
Barry
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Charlie Kirk got assassinated at 31 years old and then became the biggest joke on the internet. His face is now constantly superimposed onto pictures & videos for people to laugh at for the rest of time. His widow has made a mockery of him and she herself has become a meme.
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@pure_slime
pure slime
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it just occurred to me that Kathryn Hahn will be playing Mother Gothel in the Tangled remake, having already played Doctor Octopus in Spider-Verse, whose wife in Spider-Man 2 was played by Donna Murphy, Mother Gothel in the original Tangled. What the fuck?
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@pure_slime
pure slime
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in the future, every public washroom will be like this, and we will be better off.
@2RawTooReal
2RawTooReal
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What’s your thoughts on genderless restrooms 🚽 I personally don’t see the problem
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@mtljoao
joao schuldiner swano da silva
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a verdade é que nenhuma foto de banda vai superar essa
@marcustheaviest
marcustheaviest
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Começando uma thread… photoshoots mais EMBAÇADOS de bandas
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@pure_slime
pure slime
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The initial worldbuilding in Harry Potter works the way it does because it relies on a certain hyperbolic whimsical absurdity, all of which falls apart the moment the plot turns into serious business. Possibly the reason why the magic seems to dissipate post-GoF.
@axiochrono
Axio 🔶
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One of the funniest things about Harry Potter worldbuilding is that there's no maths class at Hogwarts, so everyone in the wizarding world presumably has, at best, a Year 7's understanding of maths.
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@pure_slime
pure slime
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either way, you can't avoid Jason Isaacs (or James Garrett's narration, weirdly enough).
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@pure_slime
pure slime
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if you're gonna pick a story about a chosen one and his band of magical teenage friends defeating a genocidal warlord, the choice could not be clearer.
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@pure_slime
pure slime
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infinitely more respect for my fellow millennials raising their kids on Avatar the Last Airbender instead of Harry Potter
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@pure_slime
pure slime
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HOW did they know?????
@supermariomovie
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
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Let's rock and roll! Fox McCloud joins The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, only in theaters April 1. Get tickets now.
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@pure_slime
pure slime
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Once again, it is mid-2000s alt metal era Soilwork hours.
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@pure_slime
pure slime
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the angry viderogaine nerd
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pure slime
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Harry Potter and the Corporate Slop Bowl
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pure slime
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is this still the '90s? or does Hermione know what a smartphone is?
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@ErickLorinc
Erick Lorinc 🎃
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The fun, low/mid-budget special effects spectacle horror film is my absolute favorite kind of movie. It's why I wanted to get into filmmaking and I'm bummed every day they aren't really made anymore.
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@pure_slime
pure slime
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Why are we doing this?
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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First trailer for the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series. Releasing this Christmas on HBO.
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@pure_slime
pure slime
2 days
the way almost everyone talks about relationships feels like an alien language to me. why do you feel so jealous and possessive over your partners? why do you want to control them? i genuinely do not understand you people whatsoever. you want a toy, not a spouse.
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pure slime
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@pure_slime
pure slime
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Aang and his "merry band of benders"
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@pom_vouov
Mion
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26th anniversary of Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards!( ⊃'-'⊂ )♥️ #kirby #カービィ
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pure slime
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ah shit, here comes Slogra...
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