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Secular Nun at Our Lady of Perpetual Dog Hair
Joined December 2011
This show is going to be so fun!! Going to ask my tarot card reader how long the strike will last and when I will die. Hoping for a very short window and a very long window, respectively. UCB on Saturday, 5/13!
Boo! @birdievanderbb and I get to do the Tarot Show again. We're gonna party and read cards for @TheAmyNicholson, @atdanwhite and maybe you?? @EleWoodsPHD is our beautiful bartender, @bonesadrian is our beautiful weirdo. Saturday 5/13 at 10pm - UCB🎟️: https://t.co/YHptvF1khl
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Boo! @birdievanderbb and I get to do the Tarot Show again. We're gonna party and read cards for @TheAmyNicholson, @atdanwhite and maybe you?? @EleWoodsPHD is our beautiful bartender, @bonesadrian is our beautiful weirdo. Saturday 5/13 at 10pm - UCB🎟️: https://t.co/YHptvF1khl
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This tweet brought to you by a tender heart and fear of flying 😤🎸
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How many times have I become a little rag doll just to survive the moment?
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Hi everyone! One of the best people I know was just diagnosed with breast cancer. Please consider donating to her GoFundMe:
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Hi everyone! Thank you for making your way to this page. We are once … Katie Marovitch needs your support for Help Lyndsey Frank During Their Cancer Treatment
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New episode! A toadstool (@JJJLA) and a moonbeam (@pukingcrone) talk gnomes, fashion, and yes... even more gnomes. Listen + subscribe 🍃🍄🪨 Apple: https://t.co/nazDG00JTZ Spotify: https://t.co/ERvZktWtTX
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Wowie damn my friend is falling in love and givin me a contact high good shit!!
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The girlies are shaking, crying, throwing up (just started Zoloft)
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Instead of reflecting on how to be a better person, I choose to fixate on the time I saw a dead lizard literally bursting at the seams with whole corn kernels.
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When I move over for the motorcycle man on the highway and he flashes a lil peace sign? I am good. I am going to heaven 😇
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“$5 for a cold brew!!? So expensive!” Me, just a person who works here: “damn.. yeah, that’s crazy… so 5 dollars please.”
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Anyway, I just impulsively quit my job and am now gleefully disassociating in the Nate Berkus section of said target. Wish I could bottle this feeling.
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UCB Sunset used to be across from the Target husk... now the target is across from the ucb sunset husk. Sic transit Gloria and all that, innit?
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When you hit “new sale” on the iPad register after not tipping... you’re not fooling anyone, beloved.
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Portland breeds one of the most annoying white man variants. If you didn’t grow up there as a latinx person (and/or POC) please don’t come crying to me about how 🎻mean🎻 this is
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my brother gave the balloon man a spiritual swirly and I’ve never been prouder
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