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Capybara aficionado, Blue Jays Fan. Here for all the bad baseball takes. Autism parent. It’s a joke ffs.
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The airport lounge thread, since I’ll be hitting up a whopping 7 on this trip. First up Halifax. Small, like the airport, but they have lobster rolls.
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@pixelatedboat
All I know is why I disappear for more than 48 hours I don’t get revered upon return, I get told “you have a problem” and “you need to stop drinking tequila”.
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In case you didn’t know, Bearskin Airlines in Thunder Bay uses a Dodge Neon with the roof cut off to move luggage.
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Finally someone at the Dome made it past third base.
Two people were escorted out of the Blue Jays game after getting caught having sex
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John Schneider vs Davis Schneider
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I came to Ontario because Doug Ford said Tim Hortons had the best breakfast sandwiches. I had two this Week and they were terrible
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The year is 2038. The consciousness of Buck Martinez has been uploaded to the SportsNet database. Vladimir Guerrero Jr is still playing for the Blue Jays. He hits into a season-ending double play.
Buck: The thing you have to remember is he’s only 39 years old.
Dan: Yup
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The Toronto Blue Jays are 27-14 (0.659) since the introduction of the Home Run Jacket.
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Why is everyone mad about this strike zone?
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“No offence to Toronto or Canada but who wants to live in an igloo and take a dog sled to work in July.” - Article by Jon Heyman
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*giant meteor hits the stadium*
Dan: this is pretty rare
Buck: yeah this happens a lot, sometimes a big rock falls from the sky and you just have to rebuild the whole stadium. It’s pretty common.
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Hey
@BlueJays
, all you have to do is point camera at the field and connect it to the internet.
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Sources say that this quote from ex-Blue Jay (1989-1991) Mookie Wilson was posted in the locker room yesterday, and greatly contributed to the Jays overcoming their offense slump last night.
More as it develops
#NextLevel
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Tell me you’re in Nova Scotia without telling me you’re in Nova Scotia
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For my birthday I would like the Blue Jays to score three runs in the 9th
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Varsho smashing his helmet into the cubby after striking out and walking away, but seeing it fell out so putting it back because he’s a good boy 🫶
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Jays may not be doing great but just think, tomorrow 49,000 people will be in the SkyDome listening to
I can make you clap your hands
👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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It’s not “unvaccinated players can’t play in Toronto” it’s “unvaccinated players can’t enter Canada” in the same way “unvaccinated Blue Jays can’t enter the United States”
To be clear: This is not just a Red Sox thing. Teams across baseball, sources say, are concerned with the ramifications of unvaccinated players not being allowed to play in Toronto. If the rules don't change, they could offer a significant competitive advantage for the Blue Jays.
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Good morning to the Blue Jays Bash Brothers Santiago Espinal and Chris Zimmer.
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My turnaround plan for the Blue Jays
• Win the next 75 games
• Take AL East
• Win ALDS
• Win ALCS
• Win World Series
It's that simple. Just go do it.
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Why watch 82 games to watch your team knocked out in the first round when you can watch 162 games to watch your team miss the playoffs by one game 💙
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The year is 2045, Blue Jays Twitter is still waiting for Freddie Freeman to sign
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Not sure why ohtani would choose to sign in LA and drive 90 minutes To work when he could sign in Toronto, live in Guelph, and just take the Go Train for the same amount of time.
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Playing MLB The Show and Grichuk just hit into a double play. The accuracy of this game is amazing.
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Kirby Yates Me
🤝
Identical regular season
Stats for the 2021 Blue Jays
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Indeed.
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Good morning to the “Best Record in the AL, Toronto Blue Jays” and to them only.
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT CELLPHONE PLANS IN CANADA AND WHY’RE TGEYRE SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE
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Trent Thornton has the lowest ERA of any Blue Jays pitcher who has played this year. I did not see that coming
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@JonHeyman
Why is this still being painted as a one way street. Even if Canada waived that requirement, non-American players still need to be vaccinated to return to the US.
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Today is going to be a BIG DAY for the Blue Jays.
(It’s Vladdy’s birthday and They are going to have cake.)
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Buck needs to go to the clubhouse post game and give this speech to the team
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Jays should target a starting pitcher who can also hit 40 home runs.
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The Toronto Blue Jays are 12-5 since the Rogers Outage. Might have worked.
Blue Jays playing so bad that it's owners Rogers decided to turn everything off, wait 30 seconds, and turning it back on to see if that will fix them.
#NextLevel
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The Twins are late to the Party, the Jays had a Home Run sausage last year.
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It appears your tokens are more fungible than you claimed, Mr. Manfred
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@infieldflygrl
Can’t believe teams aren’t jumping to sign two pitchers who suck and are terrible people. Make it make sense!
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“Premier Ford will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and have many meetings.”
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I’ve done the math. Checked the stats. Run the analytics. You need to score runs to win baseball games.
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Yeah, Davis struggling with the high fastball would have been completely problematic to the Jays box score last night...
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They did it!
Hey
@Sportsnet
Jeremy Peña’s name has a tilde over the N, it’s ALT+165 to get that in uppercase on an English keyboard.
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Blue jays vs. Runners in scoring position.
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It's called Winter Tour because you have to go on tour to see them.
❄️ Winter Tour is BACK ❄️
See you soon, Vancouver & Toronto:
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