Michael
@ptolemymichael
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How I would approach building @rabbit_hmi's online presence as a social media marketer, if I was on the social media marketing team of their marketing department.
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Nothing is newš
On January 1, 1973, the Central Bank swapped the old Nigerian pound for a new currency: naira. Just over a year later, Spear magazine went around asking Nigerians what they thought of the change. Hereās how they responded.
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My inverter has been faulty since the week started and it's also the same week NEPA has decided 30 minutes of electricity is what I need daily š And that was even before the rain this morning
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having a crush on a girl makes u think things like yes let me make more money
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right now nollywood is embracing youtube for the same reason creators are winning on it. distribution is shifting. attention is shifting. and the window to build real authority before AI flattens the landscape is still open, but not for long.
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I'd say this isn't peculiar to crypto marketing, every industry needs to involve good marketing in the building phase as soon as possible, not as an afterthought when the product is "ready to be marketed"
On my first day as a Marketing Intern at Google, the CMO asked me "What is good marketing?" I responded confidently, "It's all about creative branding, advertising, and effective PR. Essentially Mad Men." She laughed, "No. Now query these product data tables and tell the
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It's like Kendrick said, sometimes you gotta pop out and show people
Brett is a fraud. Here's what actually happened. He publicly offered me $50,000 if I could prove someone paid $50k for a landing page. Easy money, right? I immediately DMād him asking what proof he needed. I told him Iād happily share everything - invoices, emails, the full
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A long time ago I worked at a small startup and we started having problems with our office WiFi. Every once in a while it would go out. I was the CTO and I did all kinds of network troubleshooting, resetting the wifi router to factory settings and trying all kinds of
My monitor has been flickering off and on randomly for a while now and Iāve been ripping my hair out trying to figure out why. Well today I figured it outā¦ wtf?
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to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes
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Are people on twitter slow or is satire just a lost art now?
@hr_unhinged I had an employee like this once. She used to bring in food to share with the office. She thought she was being nice, but really she was shifting the office culture around food. I wanted to show her how problematic her behavior was, so I faked a deathly allergic reaction. I
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I work on my side project everyday for 2 hours. if I miss a day, I add 2 hours to the next day. doing this has really changed my life. tomorrow Iām supposed to work for 6 weeks.
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next year maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend
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Satisfied with my top 5 though #SpotifyWrapped #SpotifyWrapped2025
My Spotify Wrapped just confirmed what I suspected, I listened to less music this year than ever before
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My Spotify Wrapped just confirmed what I suspected, I listened to less music this year than ever before
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Funniest tweet I've seen all weekš
Woke up to learn I made Forbes 30 under 30. Congrats to the other winners, I'll see you in prison.
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If someone recommends you for a job, always remember that it is not your reputation that is at stake, but theirs. Itās a loan of someone elseās credibility; let your performance repay that loan with interest.
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Sometimes I feel like people think Iām ādoing too much.ā But honestly? Iām just trying to survive my own life. Iām 20 years old. Iāve got 12k followers on X, 7k on LinkedIn, 300k+ views on Behance, and 18M impressions in 3 monthsā¦ on X yet somehow I still feel like Iām behind.
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