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@ptolemy
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currently living father, actor and (temporary passionate hobby here)
Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2007
just realized - the fact that i live in LA and didn’t open twitter once yesterday says a lot about what happened to this site…
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be careful of burning the 🕯️ candle instead of being the light…
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first time watching Love Actually: Daughter: hey, that one looks weird too! Me: sweetie, they’re just British
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I don't know about you guys but I don't think this is about protecting kids. https://t.co/hOFcRnGiPA
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hahah this feels like peak old-twitter… oh to be that carefree again!
Good luck to all of you.
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i hope. i hope this is not true…
in the year of our lord, 2023, we are still getting "whats it going to take to wake republicans/conservatives up?" takes. NOTHING. NOTHING CAN BE DONE. NOTHING WILL CONVINCE THEM. THERE IS NO HOPE. YOUR DAD/GRANDAD/MOM/GRAMMY IS A LOST CAUSE. IT'S OVER. MOVE ON.
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starting to think the problem isn't drag queens
Just in: Federal jury finds Anton “Tony” Lazzaro, a one-time Minnesota Republican political operative and top donor, guilty on all counts of sex trafficking five girls, ages 15 and 16.
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'Last Stand' is a sci-fi short film directed by Hashem Al-Ghaili and made with AI using https://t.co/SX9XmD9hgZ with music by Thiago Nugent [HD version + read more: https://t.co/kPUjvBxQGb]
https://t.co/VQwZu066oe
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Who is this Missouri state legislator? He made this Daughter of the Confederacy look stupid AF 🤭
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a stunning piece of humanity…
#OTD My great-great-aunt Mildred Harnack was beheaded on Hitler’s direct order. Born in Milwaukee, she graduated from the University of Wisconsin & moved to Germany to pursue a PhD. As an American grad student in Berlin, she witnessed a rapid increase in Hitler's popularity. 1/12
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Why did American policing get so big, so fast? The answer, mainly, is slavery.
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