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25 / 5’6 / pokemon vgc 3x worlds competitor, 6x regional top 16s / formerly @vgcstats guy / 🏳️🌈💙 @mont_616_pkmn
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10 years ago today I went to my first tournament, MA Regional 2014, not knowing what to expect. Since then Pokemon has given me countless precious memories and connected me with hundreds of friends who make my life truly special. Here's to another 10 years 🥳❤️
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you know what, sure, go ahead grindr open yugioh duel links who cares anymore
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why does every game have a wiki built on the blood sweat and tears of its most dedicated fans and also a nightmare fandom version that exists only to blast you with full page ads and autoplay ai-generated videos
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the fact that dark steel and fairy type pokemon are in the distant past in legends arceus implies that humans have known about them for a long time and kanto is just full of flat-earther tier idiots
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for anyone curious what happened:
- my friend competing had a tornadus with the wrong IVs and I said I’d help him get another
- finding the wormhole took 90 minutes
- the very first one I encountered was luckily 0 atk (1/32 chance of being 0 or 1 since 3 IVs are always perfect)
Bro is doing ultra wormholes at worlds to get a tornadus 😭😭😭😭
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oh my god they're reprinting sightseer with the new art being the selfie she's taking in the original art
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HELPFUL TIP FOR BEGINNERS AT POKEMON TOURNAMENTS: memorize this damage formula and mentally calculate it before every turn
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Junichi Masuda: ok team we need to come up with some well-balanced stats for this gen 9 pokemon
Dev named “140/130/115/30/70/50 Steve”: ☝️😮
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GOOGLE SEARCH: surskit location pokemon scarlet
TOP RESULT: Surskit is one of many Pokemon. Surskit was first introduced in Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire and now is available in the Spanish-influenced Paldea region. Its weaknesses are Rock, Elec (FULL PAGE AD ENVELOPS ENTIRE SCREEN)
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got top 128 at portland regional with the tiniest Dondito this side of Lake Casseroya
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imagine being marnie and being born into a family of juggalos in a town full of juggalos and youre just trying to be a regular person but then all the juggalos make you their clown god
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know how marowak kinda sucked in gen 1 and then in gen 2 they fixed it by turning its weapon into a held item that doubles its attack? anyway
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transfer-exclusive legendaries becoming tournament legal are an accessibility disaster and god forbid you want specific ivs……it amazes me that this is happening in the same era that took such major steps to lower barrier of entry as rentals, bottlecaps, mints, ability patch etc
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LAST NIGHT I GOT JUMPED BY TEAM SKULL??? (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (GONE CRIMINAL)
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litten getting withdrawn from pokemon home on december 14 2023
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we are like one step away from the inevitable “knowing the type chart is tryharding” take
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Pokemon Showdown Wrapped will be like "you put Grimmsnarl in the teambuilder 53 times this year, go take a bath"
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hello i am here to show you four completely unedited screenshots of pokemon omega ruby and alpha sapphire 3 years after their release
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interviewer asked about the pokemon stuff on my resume and then told me she judged tcg at worlds 2007
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VGC 2017: EARLY METAGAME GUIDE
Detailed stats for the 64 most used mons, enjoy~
(retweets appreciated)
imgur ver:
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so, no I am not “trying to avoid a DQ” as strangers on the internet are so excited to imply (I’m not even in the tournament), I was just helping my friends get their teams ready for day 2
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professor oak insisting that clefairy is a normal type for 17 years straight
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i know goldfish have memory problems but this is getting a little ridiculous
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dondito………………………
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me: where did all my grass tera shards go?
chien pao with a suspiciously 50 grass tera shards-shaped belly:
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mystery dungeon personality quiz about to assign you machop:
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i was really on the fence about preordering both scarlet AND violet for $120. but then i saw the 10 Potions 10 Antidotes and 3 Revives and that really sealed the deal sign me up!!!
We've updated our Pokemon Scarlet and Pokemon Violet pre-order bonus guide, and a new bonus has been revealed
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I'm curious, what is one thing that is NOT in Tears of The Kingdom that you wish was?
I'll start, a fishing rod!
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With 28 different Pokemon in Top Cut, the 2017 Pokemon World Championships was the most diverse in the game's modern history
#PlayPokemon
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remember when nintendo got extremely aggressive about people using the word nintendo as a noun
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i know that kyogre is gender unknown in the pokemon video games please stop making rude replies you are all complete strangers and it’s weird
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re: the comment below
This is like the 5th time in 2024 alone that I’ve seen a post like this specifically aimed at wolfe (he’s famous and attractive 🤷♂️), but given that this one leaked into the greater VGC conscience I actually feel like I can say something about it now
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"no more pay to win" being a selling point is like EA farted in the room and then demanded we thank them for opening the window send tweet
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taking this as confirmation that draining kiss isn't like a kiss-shaped energy attack or something, and you ARE indeed just getting licked by a horse
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VGC 2017 SPEED GUIDE
Includes complete speed tiers + speed control.
imgur version:
Retweets appreciated, enjoy ^^
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BEDE: mr chairman sir can i please borrow your prized elephant to do definitely legal things
ROSE, CEO OF POKEMON: hmm ok
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VGC 17 Usage Statistics, December 2016
These stats are weighted (higher players have more influence).
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#PlayPokemon
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kids dont even say “trick or treat” anymore they just go to your door and look at you like this
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@jomeezy617
it matters more than you might think! at san diego regionals, where i got 15th out of 530 people, i won a key battle because my 0atk tatsugiri survived a murkrow foul play with 2 hp remaining
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i lost my kissy somewhere, i’ve had him for 8 years, if you can find him somewhere in the venue please let me know. was at table 65 for round 2 and table 6 for round 3 if that helps
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you know it's a good format when the teams at the top of ladder look like they could be someone's Pokemon Platinum ingame team
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getting depressed at the amount of returning pokemon in the dlc that would’ve been appropriately powerful if they released right after series 1 instead of 8 months later, like imagine conkeldurr and snorlax in an encironment where they didn’t compete with iron hands and ursaluna
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blast burn charizard crushing 2022 tournaments is starting to make me think the little kids from my locals all those years back were onto something
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me and my girls outside the club at 4am trying to figure out what a Nissan Honda focus looks like
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targetting a pokemon below 60 speed with thunder wave should get you put on a list
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the reason im so bad at pokemon is because i never learned object permanence as a baby. incineroar switched out? that dude no longer exists and you cant prove to me otherwise
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Terrains are going to be everywhere in Sun/Moon, so here are some quick references to help remember their effects ^^
(retweets appreciated)
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imagine hanging out with these two and their responses to literally everything you say are "pog" and "wig" respectively
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PALKIA WATCH OUT!!! OH GOD HE CAN’T HEAR US HE’S LISTENING TO 𝘊𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘕𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘛𝘦𝘯 𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘝𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 USING SELF PROPAGATED DISTORTION WAVES OH GOD
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what if the commentators at british worlds call gmax wildfire “crisps damage” instead of chip damage
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It’s extremely weird! Doesn’t matter how much of a joke it is, or if you’re used to “celebrities” not seeing your posts so you feel you can say anything, or how parasocially delusional you are. That is a real person whose only possible reaction to this is going to be discomfort!
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this is the worst thing i've ever posted on this terrible website
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i got top 16 at vancouver pokemon vgc regionals and qualified for the 2022 world championships 💙💙💙
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and before anyone calls me a dumbass for using x-scissor, this was in the battle factory
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