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@professorhazard
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Tri-Cities, TN/VA
Joined April 2009
They say that the brain is the biggest sex organ, but I think a whale's dick is probably bigger.
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It's Friday night, post Grandpa's fucked up bed from Stadew Valley
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hey @ultranork, lemme axk you somethin'. How did you know/infer enough about Gaster to create the tarot card that he's on way far back when that merch was made? Or at the very least, what was the process for creating it? what do you know that we don't and why do you know it 🤔
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An extremely chompy little cryptid I modeled as a drawing ref for @professorhazard of Snipe Hunt Media. I want to feed burgers and other such treats to him.
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@VivekGRamaswamy Turns out the "waste" that DOGE wanted to cut from America was Americans
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Well @valvesoftware, you deserve to be told: thank you. No one would have been surprised at a world where TF Comics was never given a conclusion and I'm glad that fate was averted.
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Matt Gaetz is a clone of Richard Nixon, change my mind
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I'll be the first to admit that this is probably a terrible idea, but what if @Cityof_Flint used their undrinkable water to instead cool a power plant specifically made to power AI? The amount that it's currently in demand would surely soon pay out enough to fix their water.
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"Even if you hate me, I love you" close enough welcome back jesus christ
@Vox_Oculi I know that Chiitan is hated by a lot of people for publicly declaring herself a good ally of transgender people. But I don't care about such trivial things. Because it's much more important for transgender people to be themselves and live normal, peaceful, happy days. Even if
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Never forget that Chuck Woolery was a MAGA POS who tweeted out constant conspiracy theories about Dems making up Covid19 to hurt the Trump economy. Until his son got it. He can go fuck himself and he ain't gonna be back 2 n 2.
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Hey @MrsEatsJapan, I just saw your Street Fighter video and I was wondering - do you have any insight as a native Japanese speaker on whether or not "Nintendo" means "leave luck to heaven" as it is often attributed? If so, how is it written/pieced together?
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hey @jwales @wikipedia if you want me to sign up for monthly donations make it so I hit the "paypal" button in the process and then don't have to fill in my name, address, and everything else. I know you've seen the thing where @paypal pops up and says "okay we got it from here"
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oh wowwww so you’re putting the guy who builds the self driving cars that blow up in charge of government efficiency? sure sure because he wore the hat, of course. that makes sense. wow!
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i was not under any illusions that this country was a warm and loving place for minorities but i guess i am a little taken aback by the number of people who would literally put them in a meat grinder if they thought it would save them a dollar on eggs
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“I’m mad about something on Saturday Night Live.” -an idiot
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