Dear Congress: You should never have to feel unsafe or need to hide under your desk. Sincerely, Every PreK-12 Student and Educator in America

Fine, I will be Speaker of the House of Representatives.

I miss Twitter.

If you are hanging on every word from Elon Musk, you probably did the same with Charlie Sheen.

Rich does mean smart. Or kind. Or selfless.

The greatest trick millionaires and billionaires ever pulled was convincing the middle class they were doing the right things on their behalf.

I feel like Elmer Fudd on his second dessert: one last tweet.

Elon Musk: Destroys Twitter in three weeks after spending $44 billion? Elon Musk: Gets constantly sued for the next ten years. Genius?

Somewhere, someone who posted an awful tweet many years ago is relieved Elon Musk came along.

Elon Musk just New Coked Twitter.

Dear Politicians and Pollsters: Students who have to do active shooter drills their entire childhood do not grow up and vote for people bankrolled by the NRA.

Can we go back to Old Twitter?

Twitter in real time.

Nothing is showing up on my Twitter feed like it did in the past. I am losing interest quickly. Great business model, they have going.

Hard no.

👇 Thank you!

If Twitter goes away how will I know how everyone did on their Wordle?

Twitter is putting out a real MySpace vibe.

Either @Twitter was WAY overstaffed or it is about to implode.

Let me know when a politician wins an election and is concerned about it being rigged.

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