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@HaywoodJabloemi
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My magnum opus
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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who tf sees a tomato in their burger and keeps it there
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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if you know who these lot are then you’re fucking elite n i want to be friends with you
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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fuck small talk how old were you when it all went wrong
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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this gender reveal taking long asf
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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he finally got a restraining order from that scouse girl
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End of an Era
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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i don’t want to hear no thug slander. ever
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didn’t know Young Thug had a song with Beethoven
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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"are you ok?" bro i spend my whole day opening and closing the same 3 apps, what you think
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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i remember when i only used to use this app to see if snapchat, ig or my wifi was down
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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these 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong guys grow up
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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some random guy in Trinidad blamed covid for catching an STI while cheating and now look what he caused
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My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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fit check
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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@theofficialorli @ESPNUK Stones for 50 has turned out to be a bargain, unlike mr 80 mil over here
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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you didn’t want to be there
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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@TheRapAgenda well he does make up 50% of the album sherlock
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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mfs with 200 followers be like “tl sleep?” bro the tl dont even know u exist
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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BBC - racism is bad, black lives matter white uk conservatives - NOOO thats marxist propaganda 🤬🤬😡
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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Pakis pretending they have a completely distinct accent from Indians
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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no one: k pop stans: OMG jungle cock🥺😍🤪💕
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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yuh
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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the flag the face
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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@Hanesengani @chuuzus they do anything for clout
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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@poldiscoursebot this can’t be a bot lmao
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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eid mubs
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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“you look tired” ok genius maybe i am
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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she said “idk i dont really understand marriage tbh” and now this side of twitter thinks she’s some CIA asset😭
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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diamond forehead son or gorilla glue daughter🤔
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@PoliticsForAlI @HuffPostUK holy shit read the room, stop blaming voters
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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how we feeling tonight? cute horny pain 👇🏽 👇🏽 👇🏽
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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@RobbieChen29 @xGPhilosophy Sterling and Jesus tax
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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must be against braces too lmao
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@kianakuu naa nikki>> she was bad asf lmao
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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@halaloween how is hers any different from urs in ur pfp
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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not a single guy has watched wolf of wall street and not wanted to become a trader afterwards
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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does race/ethnicity matter when it comes to ur partner?
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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the accessibility of porn in the internet age i think has done a crazy amount of damage to mens mental health and isn’t talked about enough
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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@themindofjulio @HidehiroAnto @theneedledrop not really, it would be hypocritical if he became a landlord but he’s not. buying a house to live in is not exploiting anyone’s labour and the capital he used to buy wasn’t gained from exploited labour either. socialism isn’t just being poor lmao
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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you know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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Haha get it guys coz you can’t charge your phone outside lol im so relatable. Shut the fuck up
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when i’m home & when i’m out
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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this might be the sexiest piece of art i’ve ever seen
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"The Future Is Yours" To this day, I think this is the best piece of art I've created.
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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follow me for bangers n shit opinions👍🏼
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i got balloons lol
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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ukraine? more like U oK mate? (raine)
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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start a petition🙏🏼
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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POV: the most privileged family in the world tries to be relatable
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Parenting during lockdown is exhausting, says Kate
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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bitches think they exotic just coz they from🏳️‍🌈🙄
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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ok apparently having no taste is a sign of coronavirus, so if you listen to DBE, PLEASE get tested
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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“and fuck them until they need a wheelchair”
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I don’t think us men recognise how important a wedding is for a woman. They are brought up dreaming of this day their entire lives. They put so much effort into one event. So the least we can do is try to make their dreams come true. And then fuck until they need a wheelchair.
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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how to spot a conservative 101: “you should NOT stop being friends with someone because of their political beliefs😖😖”
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@Keir_Starmer new meme just dropped
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we should cyber bully billionaires
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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Imagine your card declines at the abortion clinic and they put the baby back in
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@HidehiroAnto @theneedledrop hasan bought a house and weirdos on twitter are mad at him for some reason
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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when u click a “is typing” notification
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Bomboclaat
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good times
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maturity is realising mayonnaise is actually better than ketchup
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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I honestly respect this guy’s dedication to create the most rancid meals known to man. There’s an art to it.
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First meal of the day Eggs Mackerel in tomato sauce Bon Apple Teeth
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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i get why lesbians
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LMFAOOO PLEASEEEEE
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@atlonglast15 @asvpxrocky FUCK THAT WE WANT ALL $MILES
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@h0lly_blue @RightWingCope lmao this unironically sounds like jordan peterson
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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mfs get angry on twitter and start putting full stops on every sentence😭
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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all uk music music twitter knows is lil baby, polo g, gunna and dave
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calling someone cute is not a compliment
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looks like a storms cumming
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Weather: More heavy showers across Essex overnight
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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i’m not racist mi nan bought me lynx africa last christmas
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@atlonglast15 wtf who skips crack rock and forrest gump
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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na we really failed JLS
we failed Rita Ora ngl
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eat the rich twitter not being able to comprehend how net worth and liquid cash works
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marcus rashford for prime minister
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fuck nudes, show me your playlist
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sam and cat was so forced
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one has gotta go , which one is it ?
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we failed big time rush
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@atlonglast15 @asvpxrocky OH SHIT ROCKY LIKED W
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spotify is so much better than apple music there really shouldn’t be a discussion
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there’s this one group on twitter that act like they get paid to be homophobic and sectarian (anti shia etc.)
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me tweeting bangers
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Bomboclaat
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and?
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wdym feel sorry?? he literally signed up for that shit, it’s his job to put the country on his shoulders
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new conspiracy: Madeleine McCann never existed
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wasn’t it the british who used to shit and piss in buckets and then throw it into their back streets tho?
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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no one: Carti, December 24th 11:59pm: oMg . U GuYs R gNa hAtE Meh . 💋
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i posted this before i’m posting it again
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ackley bridge is a crazy good show
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i can’t believe some of you actually have dbe on ur spotify wrapped list lool
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it always was racist, the all lives matter movement has no real purpose/goal aside from being an opposition to BLM and social progress
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i aint neva س two pretty best friends
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yo who the fuck is heather
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She just texted me “gn” but texted my bro “you up?”I think they’re planning to throw me a surprise party😮
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@RealCandaceO we don’t want you
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frank ocean makes some beautiful ass music
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if you nut in a petri dish and bacteria grows, is that your child?
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@themindofjulio @HidehiroAnto @theneedledrop wdym by “critcize excessive spending” that’s a very broad and vague statement. and yeah no shit a house in LA during a housing crisis in going to be expensive. criticizing billion dollar corps like blackrock for buying whole neighbourhoods and rent seeking isn’t the same.
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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tomatoes in burgers should get more hate
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i’m a fleshlight??
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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pisses me off how boris only waits until the very final moment when something is needed to be done
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i can’t believe this is a real photo from the 21st century
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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mf got tap water
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FRANCE HAS A PROBLEM.
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These ain’t waves, they are flows
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@HaywoodJabloemi
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mf the hijabi hoarder
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got a confession to make i’m brown n dont eat roti
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