jude
@pplarestrangee
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psychologist modern day philosopher and hypocrite
fiona apple store
Joined February 2022
I wish people would stop describing anyone who is mildly interested in religion as someone with “religious psychosis” do you even know what psychosis means man 😭
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Cats will slap the shit out of you in your sleep to make you get up just to hit you with this pose
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it boggles my mind how many people can’t understand irony and don’t realize that I’m making fun of the video and smut culture in general
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mary magdelene’s new single “berghain” features god and jesus
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If you're using AI to write essays, something everyone was capable of doing until the day before yesterday, I think less of you as a person. Surrendering your mental abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and you should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
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reading kafka and a huge insect pins me against the wall
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white people halloween costumes: “so this year I’m going as a hijabi and my husband is wearing a nazi uniform”
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my spinach pizza fits perfectly into my plate and I made a portrait by collaging different parts of a picture of a tree.. life is beautiful
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if I was a prestigious little mouse this is exactly what I’d get at the farmers market
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they say madonna was in that hospital room supporting his mother through birth
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me when I win the award for biggest retard
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if u ever tell me “yeah i read books” but its smut or colleen hoover i will consider that you dont read books
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just saw a spanish dad slap his child in public they really are no different from arabs
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I bought a five guys burger and put it in the fridge for an hour cuz I like it cold sociopathic things are happening in this house
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I wish I was fiona apples friend I’d love her and care about her deeply
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I jump when I get an email thinking its an important uni announcement or an opportunity but it’s just oomf’s substack
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Jude teases that her new noose will be arriving this winter
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