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Tugged close to the best body the LSU sideline has ever seen. I have seen it all but will never tell...
Tiger Stadium
Joined December 2019
When @UofAEquipment goes on the road….
Imagine trying to explain this to your insurance company😂.
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Hey @ChipotleTweets. Need to hook up @LSUFBEquipment and the other equipment rooms as well….
Chipotle is giving every scholarship & walk-on student athlete at Florida, Georgia & Ohio State a customized card granting them free Chipotle for the duration of their respective athletic seasons. Hopefully they don’t skimp on the rice & guacamole.
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Hey @_willcompton. Appreciate the shout out to all the equipment guys!.
Excited that footballs back? Be sure to thank an equipment manager 🫡
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When I advise the guys on marriage, I explain that the wedding night is the pinnacle. This poor SOB….
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With this info, @AuburnEquip has proactively claimed the 2025 national championship….
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When we’re on the road and @LSUFBVideo tries to insult @LSUFBEquipment and we have no choice but to respond….
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The morning has fully begun and we get to see what SEC school claims a natty today…
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I feel this needs to be highlighted….
@Cauble @EddieNunezAD Let’s be real. @TAMUequipment teaching a BBQ course would consist of of stellar lessons for the first 8 weeks and then the professor not showing up for 2 of the last 4 weeks and burning the meat the other times they did come….
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When @AuburnEquip and @UofAEquipment start sniffing around your trophy case looking for natties to claim….
In Thailand, a young girl was captured open carrying an airsoft machine gun ready to defend herself from monkeys.
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When the trainee comes to talk about what we thought of practice and how the team looks….
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Rumor is that @AuburnEquip will be announcing that it will also claim LSU’s 2019 national championship along with the 1958 one that was crowned yesterday. Insiders say a rare almanac from a recently discovered time period mentioned that Auburn won in 2019. More to come…
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Hey @AuburnEquip, @UofAEquipment, @UTexasEquipment, Tennessee (cowards for not having an account), WTF is the matter with y’all and chasing these ghost natties….
While Auburn faces deserved scrutiny for their decision to claim 7 new natties, there also needs to be a conversation about other teams who have done the same thing in the past. Here are some other teams with fake natties. THREAD 🧵
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Just heard this on @MattMoscona. Hey @AuburnEquip, really? What in the @UofAEquipment are you doing?. And 1958? Get that ish out of here. I guess you can always use Tennessee’s rings as a model for these new “titles”…
NEWS: Auburn has officially claimed 4 more College Football national championships, @_JHokanson reports🏆. Adding 1910, 1914, 1958, and 2004, the Tigers’ total reaches nine.
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Hey @UTexasEquipment…
And the rest of the athletic department support staff will be met with unrealistic expectations while being over worked and severely under paid. But we won’t talk about that….
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Hmmmm…. Hypothetically, how much more could a school pay their players if they were known for traditionally wearing white at home and stayed with that tradition as opposed to wearing a bunch of non-traditional alternate jerseys? 🤔🤔. Like I said, hypothetically speaking….
This is very smart. Middle Tennessee’s football team eliminated alternate jerseys and helmets and saved $668k, most of which will go towards paying team members.
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The “hump it”…. Can’t make this stuff up….
@pouch_g @TAMUequipment Those are Texas A&M yell leaders performing the "hump it" routine, a tradition where they signal the crowd to bend forward and yell louder. The background figures are duplicates in a TikTok edit, mimicking an infinite loop for dramatic effect. Classic Aggie flair—rival fans love.
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Hey @grok. WTF are the guys in the background of this video doing? We don’t think @TAMUequipment would tell us the truth if we asked them….
This is usually the portion of A&M orientation where freshman realize they’ve made a huge mistake
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Post a college football related photo that YOU took.
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