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product/engineering but mostly random thoughts thrown to the void while at work

Los Angeles
Joined June 2019
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@mashstartbutton @Romeoohhh "Fall Rainbow" is crazy 😭😭
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tongue look like a slice of dragonfruit
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ian gon liee. whoever tongue this was at the beatking music video...
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@sydneyk515 @WZRDtheGOAT @sjac00 @cole_11300 @BV_37 Someone else watches King of the Hill 🔥🔥
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@_teresiiita_ LMAO. grab a bagel and a long swig of orange juice out the door
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@apaulageees 'Chicken tender headass' lmao. Disrespect to In N Out is disrespect to LA 😤😤
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@EddyKane87 @tesflawless I agree, but you aint gotta write an ebook on twitter 😂
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Thinking about when we were taught to write in cursive 👴🏿 bro.. capital g had no reason to do all of that
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@ItzDmillz @__GDB He moved oh so sloppily though smh
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@alexismorgan Yes but me on the other side of the court tweeting at you 👀
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@younwimMn How you put this clip up without Sakura calling for Naruto and my boy popping in with toads in Sage mode? best entrance of all time.
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@VICELORDCOOLEE 'We have been bamboozlefied which let a white man electric slide..' 😭😭😭
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@SourPatchB @EddyGwo .. didnt expect to see Portland involved lmao
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@sosauceyyy I know it smell crazy in there
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@iBaseball_1 😂😂 dude said Gene Simmons
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@ScottieBeam cleaning supplies. that's it.
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@NW_Tweetz @sarahlugor Thought this was Paula Patton for a minute because of the chicken
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Artsy/quirky/nerdy baddies y'all have my heart
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@HPJArt Gotta keep a durag in the tuck at all times
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@DVDJXX They quarantined that with "Ain't nobody hit it since you hit it"
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PEMDAS up there with UNO in terms of passionate discussions lol
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bruh.. my 3 favorite wrestlers sharing a beer 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@TakeAShilllPill lomo saltado gotta see me again soon
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@postponed_07
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Think of the best burger you ever had.. it had onions on it didn't it?
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them going from wedges to fries gotta be the most unnecessary move in fast food history
@Mrs_Jumpman23
The Stoned Baker 😮‍💨👩🏾‍🍳
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We use to be a proper country 🥹🥹
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Heavy weights, intermittent fasting, cardio, sunlight, no porn, minimize drugs/liquor, good eats, mineral/nutrition profile for macros and micros winning, water. Lower inflammation if you don't have these. Age old + Morning wood. You're welcome. (salute to @Grimhood )
@DonDadaNYC
i make beats ✞
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Gas station pills, honey packs, erection enhancers at the tender age of 24-26 is crazy
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How'd I miss this 😂😂
@nocontextdrumar
No Context Dr.Umar (PARODY ACCOUNT)
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Dr Umar’s last words to Gervonta Tank Davis before his big fight. 🥊🔥🤝🏾 Inspirational. @Gervontaa
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@orfray Scorpio Moons 👋🏿👋🏿
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@postponed_07
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Being in shape and being in fighting shape are 2 very different things
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Adam had that shit on 🫡
@Chyna_Aliya
Chyna Aliyá
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i met adam sandler i’m never going to fail
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$30 for a long island better have me waking up in New York
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@ShesPresher lmao. they made an example of her & I'm glad she's free, but people gotta stop moving in other countries like they're still in the US and expecting the laws to be the same.
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I thought Celine Dion was Ricki Lake 😳
@AuxGod_
AuxGod
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u knew it was late if u saw this commercial
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@outofcunttext @Logarithrn @iambobbimay @benwegmann It is English, of a different dialect. I'm sure "fuck off" means the same thing in her world and yours, so go ahead and do that.
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Who is keeping Panera bread in business
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@OfficiallyIce "Earn earned and er-earn"
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@StephenStorey and his mother on there with her acting like that's cool
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@AskTrixie_ @TMZ you wild lmaoo
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Man.. if you're physically able, run as fast as you can, when you can. Easy to lose that ability over time
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@APopularNobody well.. why it look like that on THIS camera?
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@radricadavis_ It could all be so simple
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@EnterDaDome A lot of his stuff (Ashanti/Fat Joe/JLo collabs) aged better than a lot of 50s tbh
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@OneOfTheyPCWeeb @emilysplanet11 yo.. STFU. cotdamn. don't mention shit about the anime if you read the manga. common courtesy.
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@Dope_Majesty @WhoIsCereal_ @younwimMn Yup. She was just a weirdo tryna survive/climb the ranks in that world
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Never gets old
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Salmon is a fish I really like to be be left alone and boring.. no croquettes, not as a sandwich.. just baked/pan seared with some butter and lemon on it. Leave all that to the whitefish
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@JameelHassan_ Left is more intuitive/familiar, but the one on the right looks like the mf wave!
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@postponed_07
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Chris Rock is very rarely funny
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will never be too good for that brown bread and some butter
@AlexisSinnnn
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I know Cheesecake Factory got some good ass bread
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@larryislegend was only when I moved to Chicago that I realized that deep dish is for the tourists 😂
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@postponed_07
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🙏🏿🙏🏿
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it's okay to not look 18-25 anymore 😂
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I'm friends with a lot of black doctors that busted their ass to get where they are so if you don't understand the rigors/checkpoints starting in undergrad and earlier (e.g. Organic Chemistry) then shut the fuck up. Be more like who your bio refers to.
@LaurenWitzkeDE
Lauren Witzke
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Incoming Medical Malpractice Bailouts!
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been feeling it in the air.. this summer is about to be one of those
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Women will definitely try to "I had a dream about you" their way into the draws
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@GABRIEALSfarce
MR.NEVERMISSABEASYDROP
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Shit finna be a movie
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@robhimsis That tweet took a turn
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Staying at hostels is more fun that staying at hotels if you're in another country solo
@Coitraveler
Carry On.
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What’s a travel opinion that will have you in a position like this?
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@postponed_07
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Sugar is amazing in grits
@Didiiiiiiiiii_
Didiiiiiiii
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we’re cancelling each other over FOOD takes today, post your cancellable FOOD take
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I started producing because of Pete, Dilla, and Kool & The Gang - Summer Madness. Salute & happy bday to the GOAT @PeteRock 🙏🏿🙏🏿
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a perfect record 🤌🏿🤌🏿
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Rhythm & Blues 🎄💎
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Use Your Heart SWV (1996)
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Louisiana every time
@Fearlesslori___
✨fєαяℓєѕѕℓσяι✨
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Once and for all let’s settle this Redhot or Louisiana?
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fried fish on a thanksgiving plate is kind of wild to me
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Not cleaning your hotel room before the cleaning crew gets to it is a character flaw.
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If you don't know what you're talking about, it's cool to hang back
@TheyHate_Tokyo
४ DADDY. 🪬
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Diabetes has to run in your family in order for you to get diabetes. Drinking something sugary is not gonna make you a diabetic.
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I'd respect it, but tell her it's time to bring real R&B back
@bigbodybae
tall spice
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tell a man “no i can’t have sex with you cause i ain’t get a wax” and see how he look at you LMFAOOOO
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Wealthy and relatively anonymous >> fame and fortune
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If I'm not outside by 9:45pm these days I'm calling it a night. Wow.
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Niggas get to deglazing a pan with some wine and think they a michelin star chef. It's me; I'm niggas.
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@b________w___ @boywonderfr @tez_brooks That's the point of the original post. They dont have a lot but think they do, and act uppity about it to where some on the outside looking in cant tell the difference.
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"this you?" got a 97% success rate on making me laugh
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they don't say shit if you hold the door for them
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Lori Harvey Distant Cousin MEL 💕🥰
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What immediately tells you that a person wasn't raised right ?
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@EclecticMujer Lmaooooo "I said the wrong shit".. I know the brisket and potato salad went crazy
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Keith Lee popping up at random people's houses over the holidays to review the food actually sounds solid
@invis4yo
Invis🧜‍♀️
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Me, after I leave your family function and the food was garbage
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Older I get the deeper the satisfaction of deep cleaning the crib on a day off
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Sade's influence on a lot of younger artists
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Songs // ᔑamples
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Majid Jordan got back in their bag heavy with this single
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candy corn 🗑️ egg nog and some yac >>>>
@breahne
sleepy lil wolf ⚡️
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OH. y’all hate candy corn but be drinking egg nog?? y’all make me sick.
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@LilPhatty_ @purekatherine @WPLGLocal10 Maybe. But they should stay with a sufficient number of diapers to adequately provide the service they're in business for: baby/toddler daycare and set the price point to cover the diapers. You don't go to a spa and expect to have to bring your own towel. Same principle here.
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dude had a 4.0 GPA in aerospace engineering while being the STARTING QB at Tennessee and just cooked the Cowboys behind center. Salute to that brother; dope shit
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
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Josh Dobbs couldn’t buy his jersey at the Cardinals team store 😅 (via @josh_dobbs1 )
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this is how house cats creep up to the bowl of food while looking at you
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Somalianbae🇸🇴🇰🇪
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This how you supposed to serve food for your husband🥰🥰
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They cooked each other the whole thread ✌🏿
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@imbrokebaby__ @B_REInvest 2011 (21 years old) took a medical leave from college for severe depression. Made it back with no meds just lifestyle changes and meditation. You got it; happy to share what helped me
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sometimes violence is the answer
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it's not. that's 2 main dishes working perfect harmony on 1 plate
@EVBDYLUVSTJ
TeddieBae 🧸.
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🗣FRIED FISH IS NOT A SIDE TO SPAGHETTI!
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it being mid-September 2023 already is crazy to me for some reason
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i have a taste for some lemon pepper wings at 5:40 am. incredible
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TL sleep? depending on the grease the shrimp/chicken was cooked in & the salad dressing, this actually decent for losing weight
@em_Lazzy
Lazzyyyyyy
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Y’all: “I’m tryna lose weight, i’m about to eat salad” The Salad:
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@MasculineTheory Liver and onions
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@TheKevJohnson @coltybrah sounds like 2 a days the right path for me with this info
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🫡🫡 man of my word
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already thinking about the pupusas and platanos con crema y frijoles im on this weekend
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@AyneDon @DelCurrent @Celtics_Junkies @KevinGarnett5KG You were so excited to write that first silly ass tweet "Fair he did avg 25 ppg" lol
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That Whitney movie coming out and I haven't trusted a single biopic since they tried to pass Flex Alexander off as Michael Jackson 😒
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@wallgotti @_DevTheDude_ @PackofPantherz @its_phoenixbaby @Furioustylez85 @YallLuvCris lol bruh definitely watched Baby Boy recently "not ya homegirl or coworker" 😂
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