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I had a dream I was rinsing an apple, i never put it down or took a bite, i just kept it under the cool water running my thumb along the waxy surface.
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this is money cat, he only comes once every 150 years, retweet to get 7 years of good luck and good fortune.
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the “if there are a million __ fans im one of them” is originally from a Kafka letter????
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phone and yourube video
You can only add 2 things to this plate of simple rice… Name them
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watch as a cruel soul hides enrichment treats in ball prisons for captured otters to toil over
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snoopy is not stoic. snoopy is expressive and rambunctious. have you ever even read the Peanuts. what is going on.
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that’s the homie
Hieronymus Bosch, The Garden of Earthly Delights. 1490+
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we’re sending your pretty boy ass to the smoochy kiss kiss realm
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“playboy,” “cowboy,” “loverboy,” these are a few examples of the many types of boys available to us
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computer. pull up photo of broad green meadow. perfect. enlarge to maximum size. pull up photo of a juicy hoagie. perfect. enhance bread crisp factor by 7. splendid. play voicemail from childhood friend. 13 years ago. search the archives. loop it. delightful.
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computer time is goated but not as much as outside play time
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i wish i was a 16th century sailor to bear witness to this event without any prior knowledge of birds and believe i saw a stray wandering angel
there is only one "live player" in the entire universe
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babe they’re romanticizing downtown Ann Arbor on urbanism twitter
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reports are saying 2024 is indeed another warmup, you can ease up now, experts are predicting we don’t have to start locking it in until 2027 at the earliest
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the bus takes longer to arrive for you because of your impure will and spoiled heart
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“contagious laughter,” “infectious smile,” there is literally an epidemic of joy and nobody seems to care
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this fixed my brain like i seriously cannot see any reason to leave this world this rules ill be thinking about this on my wedding day ill be like “my future wife, i cannot find the fish gif i like, please fetch it from my phone library, i am inconsolable
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this sounds like a lowkey blessed day
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@lovelover1969
he has such a complex facial expression i cannot tell at any point if he is enjoying or suffering, if he is in pain or joy
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if you have any sense of organization to your bookshelf i mean this in the most complete and sincere way but you will never make it
Okay fellow book lovers, how do you organize your bookshelf? 🤔
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taking an “L” means you are receiving “Love,” meanwhile a “W” stands for something we aren’t exactly sure of yet
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[trying to fit in on twitter] i love it when an arrow pierces my rib cage and a girl has to pull it out lol [turning my phone off and talking to a friend] i dont actually want that
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anyway check this out
Shōgun and Dune 2 releasing within days of each other… it’s never been a better time to be a soulful white boy in a strange land
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the grocery store should play rain sounds, the grocery store should have an aisle for lost memories and pleasant dreams, the grocery store should fit in your pocket, the grocery store should have a big meadow in the center
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ONE HAS TO GO:
sparkling water
when night time looks blue
jeans that hug your waist so nicely
the midwest ethos of repressed, sweaty love
countryside fences you can easily hop
licking the spoon after drizzling honey
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when you’re going regret for regret and they pull out a hazy summer night at the crossroad between desire and fulfillment
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i went to the sweetheart factory and they said they never made you, that you must have been a custom job, from a craftsmen of the highest skill, whose work they had never lied eyes on before
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me and the other packed fish hate your vibe and would like it if you left the tin
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abruptly texting you “im here” periodically to let you know i am tethered to this earth with unwavering gratitude
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Taxi driver is a movie about what will happen to you if you sleep in jeans
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garfield is the stoic???? i feel crazy. has anyone ever read a Sunday Comic in their life
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makes no sense that women were ever labeled as being unstable. being a man is a mental illness. every 6 months i have to fight the voices from the void telling me to tear my life asunder in favor of joining a crab fishing boat in alaska. it’s insane. i dont even like fishing
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I would fall in love rn but not necessarily in a yearnful way. It would be more about the craft
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the cool thing about love is you can give as much as you want to whoever, there isn’t a cap and it basically goes on for infinity if you want it to
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being nice to cashiers releases the same chemicals in your brain as heroin
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ive been holding the apple core for 20 minutes i don’t know what to do with it i just don’t want this experience to end
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everyone in the grocery loved my picks they were dabbing me up and saying shit like “great cart spread”
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@HOSTAGEKILLER
jerry has had a weird obsession with poptarts, he has a recurring joke about them to the point he used them as an example in a joke writing explanation, he loves poptarts, he is fascinated, makes you wonder how much seinfeld was jerry writing jokes about his special interests
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the notion of an “e-girl” implies the existence of an “a-girl” (analog girl)
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babe, what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your plate of intricate jello-mold koi fish.
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looking at the two bottles of sparkling water in my fridge
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stop it with the twink death. stop stop stop. stop it. please stop. please please please stop. please stop it. please stop it. please. stop. stop it. please. please. stop.
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im sending you one thousand heart shaped things in the mail, like stones and cicada shells, im burning my hand over an open flame, im exercising ancient rituals that make you think of me
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stumbled upon a vintage bookfair on my way home from work and went a little crazy
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what if they made a dumpling filled with an endless string of good days and you can dunk it in the “Pleasant Sauce” (thing i made up)
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Murakami girl: i was a prostitute. i offered my flesh in people’s dreams. i sold myself to desire and pleasure of the mind, yet my body reminds pure.
Murakami guy: i see.. kind of like Simple Twist of Fate by Bob Dylan. i bought that record in Osaka. still own it. good stuff.
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W + retweet + everyone asked about you + haloed by the lamplight + all of my waking time you’re on my mind
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@FEARMYFEMUR
if you cant remember systematically where you placed every book you are never going to make it
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Kafka get a grip man, tell us what you ate for breakfast before you fancied a stroll
Perhaps I am just a madman who in his mind lays his hands on your
temples many times, and hopes his kisses may have the power to
kiss away from your forehead all the headaches, from the dimmest
past to your golden future.
Franz Kafka, 1912.
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awww man, it's over for me, haha, just learned that it's over for me because of an accumulation of mistakes and neglect lol, that sucks man haha
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oh you softblocked me? thats fine, lol, as if your mutual mattered
me in tha notesapp:
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