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@coffeebreak_YT
Poor dude, you’ve actually forced him to try and build CryptoZoo to stay out of trouble😂😂😂 "cOmInG 2024"
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@coffeebreak_YT
The good old "I used to like you Coffeezilla but then you made a video on me"😂😂😂
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🐻GIVEAWAY🐻
@NodeBearsNFT
has given me the chance to give away a WL spot for their upcoming mint of Gen 2 on March 4th!
Because of this I will also give the winner 3 AVAX + fee for 1 mint!
To enter:
Follow me +
@NodeBearsNFT
Retweet
Tag 2 friends
48 hours
Will show tx!❤️
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It’s time for my very first giveaway!
@CryptoZooCo
is on the way up with their NFT-eggs being opened for hatching on Nov 3rd as well as their own marketplace for BSC-nfts! 200.000 $ZOO ($50-ish) to one lucky winner at 150 followers! Like, follow and retweet to enter!
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@MINIMrktMkrsNFT
just paid out the first monthly rewards to their holders❤️🎉 2.2 AVAX just for holding!
So, what better than to pass it on!
2 winners, 1 AVAX each:
✅ Follow me &
@MINIMrktMkrsNFT
✅ Like, retweet
✅ What are you spending it on, only wrong answers🤪
~24 hours
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The community in
@HyperspaceAvax
’s discord uncover blatant wash trading(the act of buying and selling between ones own wallets, usually above floor price) point farmers daily and share it in hopes of something being done.
The response from the team remains the same: "We have a…
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Been a couple weeks so let’s make today a good day🎉 10 $bUSD to the winner!
Winner is picked in ~10 hours🎉
Quick rules:
Follow,
like,
retweet,
tag 2 frens✅
Comment the answer to 26695*3 or you’re out🥸
Weeeee🎉
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It’s the weekend, isn’t it?!🎉
#Giveaway
time!❤️
Let’s do a red
@MINIMrktMkrsNFT
bear🐻
Like✅
Follow
@MINIMrktMkrsNFT
&
@postal_nft
✅
Retweet✅
Tag 3 frens✅
Comment "red bear" or you’re a bot✅🎉
Winner picked on Monday!
Join Discord if you want:
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Mondays tend to suck, so why not do a giveaway to make it better🎉❤️
A little halo frog this time!🐸
Like✅
Follow
@MINIMrktMkrsNFT
&
@postal_nft
✅
Retweet✅
Tag 3 frens✅
Comment "froggie" or you’re a bot✅🎉
Winner picked around same time tomorrow😄
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WELCOME TO THE FOLLOW
@Smudge48DEFI
CAMPAIGN! We’re trying to get him to the 1k followers he truly deserves!
I’m doing a giveaway of 2 $AVAX to ONE winner, all you need to do to enter is comment a screenshot of you following
@Smudge48DEFI
and TAG 3 FRIENDS🎉❤️
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Giveaway to celebrate
@MINIMrktMkrsNFT
minting out! I’m giving away one of the last 362 which will be revealed Nov 4th!🎉
Like✅
Follow
@MINIMrktMkrsNFT
&
@postal_nft
✅
Retweet✅
Tag 3 frens✅
Comment "
#CancelBessie
" or you’re a bot✅🎉
Winner drawn Nov 3rd!❤️🎉
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I would like to declare my endless unconditional love for
@HyperspaceAvax
10/10, would use again
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1K Followers Giveaway🎉
When
@Smudge48DEFI
hits 1K followers, I’m going to give away a
@HumpingUnic0rns
to 2 of his followers, he’s at 950 now🤠
To enter,
✅Follow me,
@Smudge48DEFI
and
@HumpingUnic0rns
❤️Like.
♻️RT
💬and comment with a unicorn gif!
#giveaway
#avax
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It’s
#Giveaway
time!❤️
A little
@MINIMrktMkrsNFT
frog this time!🐸
Like✅
Follow
@MINIMrktMkrsNFT
&
@postal_nft
✅
Retweet✅
Tag 3 frens✅
Comment "froggie" or you’re a bot✅🎉
Winner picked at 800 followers!🎉 only a few away so this might be quick!😄
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🐻GIVEAWAY TIME🐸
Imagine not owning a
@MINIMrktMkrsNFT
, or not owning enough😅🤣 Stop messing around and win one!
To win:
✅Follow
@MINIMrktMkrsNFT
&
@postal_nft
✅♥️ & RT
✅Tag 3 frens
Check their Discord:
Will pick 2 winners in like 2 days!
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My
@HyperspaceAvax
journey this far:
Skipped season 1 entirely, was also not planning on joining season 2.
Then close to the last week of season 2 I sold one gold Woofy for ~10 AVAX, buyer put it on
@raffllrr
and I got it back for a couple tickets, sold it again, put 50% into…
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Since
@PepesGame
is coming, why not get someone ready to gamble with a 20 Arb1 $USDC giveaway?!🐸
Rules:
- Follow
@pooostal
&
@PepesGame
🐸
- Tag 2 frens🐸
- Like & retweet🐸
- Tag
@PepesGame
with an annoying and useless message🐸
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@DwightHoward
@avax
@NBA
@el33th4xor
@DominicCarb
Someone find me one single NFT project launched by a athlete that didn't rug, I'll wait
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first transactions going in to
@Chimera_avax
after they opened the scammy presale, probably completely normal people aping, lmao nah this is gonna turn out badly for any and all non-insiders lmao
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I got this
@cozyversexyz
Woofy from a capsule minted for 5 AVAX, I sold it a week ago for 9.76. With shitcoins that turned into ~$5k, and I just won the Woofy back on
@raffllrr
with 3 tickets (0.45 AVAX)
AMA
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I found
@el33th4xor
's wallet on Hyperspace.
nice bag ser
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I’m having a great day today, which means
@MINIMrktMkrsNFT
giveaway!🎉❤️ Frog this time!🐸
Things to do:
Like + retweet ✅
Follow
@postal_nft
&
@MINIMrktMkrsNFT
✅
Comment and tag 3 frens✅
Winner is drawn in 24 hrs ish!🎉
Check the community!❤️
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My 68-year old retired mother once told me "this NFT stuff sounds pretty cool." She’s been painting for most her life and had really picked it up after going into retirement.
She’s a poster child for imposter syndrome and has hardly ever sold her art due to it "not being perfect…
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It’s time for a
#GIVEAWAY
again!🎉
One lucky winner gets this cute bull from
@MINIMrktMkrsNFT
!❤️
Things to do:
Like + retweet ✅
Follow
@postal_nft
&
@MINIMrktMkrsNFT
✅
Comment and tag 3 frens✅
Winner is drawn in 24 hrs ish!🎉
Check the community!❤️
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@MINIMrktMkrsNFT
’s treasury is growing even during this bear market🎉
What better way to celebrate than another giveaway?!
Like✅
Follow
@MINIMrktMkrsNFT
&
@postal_nft
✅
Retweet✅
Tag 3 frens✅
Comment «treasury»✅🎉
Winner picked in 24 hours⏰
Another week in the books & treasury continues to grow!
When swing trading & yield farming merge, it's a beautiful thing! 🤩 Our bear market strategies are proving to be quite profitable!
Never any guarantee, but we've got something to prove! 📈
#RealYield
#profitsharing
#AVAX
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Some insight for people considering point farming on
@HyperspaceAvax
, as well as some of the top farmers' strategies and gatekeeping:
I have actively been farming on Hyperspace since around the middle of season 2, and I've so far made what I personally consider good money, my…
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Finally a fair launched meme coin on AVAX where Avalabs employees didn’t get in early so they avoid it like the plague.
Bullish.
Meowish even.
$MEOW
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I tried my best to warn against the "Bot Game"-mint, commenting under posts with multiple accounts, commenting under comments of people seeming interested. 100% knew it was a rug, no doubt.
They got minted for ~300 AVAX and deleted everything.
Some of y'all deserve it lmao
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So when is
@AvaLabs
just gonna give their entire budget to
@DeepWtrStudios
so we can get some cool stuff that works like intended on our chain?
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Spending my Hyperspace stimmy wisely, just swept up 25
@HumpedUnicorn
and will be using them for some fun giveaways🎉🦄
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I will officially tattoo my
@NodeBearsNFT
if/when I win my first node in their lottery!🔥 Everyone should get in on this project ASAP. Mint is on Feb 1st!🐻❤️
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@cctvidiots
Clearly stopping the train so the rest of the team can siphon 1000 gallons of methylamine into a tank buried in the ground, while replacing it with water contained in a seperate tank also buried.
Let’s hope no good samaritan comes by and helps push the car off the rails before…
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nah why the fuck is anyone trying to help this guy grift
"oh no poor celebrity who popped up on our chain 3 days ago let us give you some tips and pointers on how to make it easier to extract funds out of some smooth brains"
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For anyone buying
@whitetigeravax
’s NFTs, don’t bother. They are currently running a "raffle" for 3 Woofys, and it’s 3 Woofys they’re not holding themselves.
Me and
@Sheenameaana
went to call them out, we both got banned from their Discord and they deleted our messages.
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Just punching in with my official
@HumpingUnic0rns
uniform that finally arrived🦄💜
Props to
@AvaxHusky
for the amazing quality
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Public Service Announcement:
@DwightHoward
suck my dick
Everyone on
@avax
, thank you so much for not minting this out!❤️
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I’d like to raise my glass for all 4500+ $MEOW holders, and to all future holders that join us when they finally open their eyes
meow meow
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Interesting how
@BotAvaxGame
is still planning on launching today, their X was recently re-named from the failed memecoin AdamCoq and all of their teased art and tweets stolen from 2022 rug
@HackersGameNFT
(was a 10k supply mint, only ~470 minted, explains why
@BotAvaxGame
is…
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meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow…
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woah minted a
@ferdyfrens
for 4.5 avax and flipped for a massive 4.51 on secondary! free money!
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You wanna hear something interesting? $MEOW is at 5159 holders, that’s pretty damn impressive on a chain with 19 active users and their alts.
SO MUCH MEOWER
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Meet Pesto.
This little handsome boy is my absolute favorite part of life. He has taught me about love, responsibility, family and commitment.
We’ve been together for more than 10 years and I’m treasuring every remaining day with him.❤️
He is not my dog, I am his human.
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So
@LuckyCoinAvax
holders have profited greatly since launch, and then they throw $KINGSHIT at us and it's 75x up from mint? Are you fading this team anon?
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Overheard at the last
@HyperspaceAvax
meeting:
"Hey Bryan do you think anyone would like to list their NFTs while on their phones?"
"Nah Kam we good"
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Habitually greeted my next door neighbor with a "gmeow" this morning and she instantly started taking her clothes off
Utility?
$meow
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I heard somewhere that if
@HumpedUnicorn
isn't the next collection eligible for rewards on
@HyperspaceAvax
, AVAX will be going to $0
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Heard a dog barking on my way to work today.
I meowed back.
Louder.
Higher.
$meow
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If you're actively farming points on
@HyperspaceAvax
, stop caring about floor prices.
If the floor drops after a buy, hold tight for 4 hours for the 90% points, dump on floor and buy back.
Your holding remains the same and you go again.
At some point it shifts and you're back.
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A memecoin reverse marketing story:
@CryptoMad89
deploys $MAD token and says "hey guys don’t buy I don’t know what I’m doing"
AVAX degens:
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I’m so fucking excited for the Humping Unicorns(
@HumpedUnicorn
) mint coming up next week, we’ve worked so hard on this and will continue to do so👷🏼♂️
The market being what it currently is adds to the nervousness.
Either way; sometimes you win, sometimes you learn💜
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Current state of
@HyperspaceAvax
’s discord server…
Most of all questions are answered by others from the community, cause team is rarely around. Scam links are left to hang for far too long.
Tagged a mod and was told to not tag him anymore, let the scam links stay.
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Not having
@HumpedUnicorn
on
@HyperspaceAvax
’s eligible collection program feels a bit like not being able to sit at the cool kids table with everything mooning but I’m really happy for those projects finally getting the love they deserve.
We’ll keep on building either way🦄
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Have you noticed the overflow of fashion influencers in the current days? You click a random tweet from a fashion influencer and all of a sudden the algorithm blasts you with more.
Let’s deep dive into one of these influencers.
I present:
@0xSmitty
, shoefluencer.🥾
🧵1/10
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My day job is being the store manager of a grocery store and the franchise I’m part of has various different customer incentives, bonus points, user specified deals, etc… Whenever a new incentive is introduced I usually hear about it a year or more ahead of time because they…
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This is Pesto, he’s 10.5 years old and has recently gone completely deaf. He doesn’t care about crypto, charts or NFTs. This is why I love hanging out with him. All play, cuddles and belly rubs💜
GN
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Less than 3000 holders and you’re still working hard to keep $meow below 10m😂
So meowing early, and so meowing HIGHER
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Everyone should strive for the symbiotic relationship I have with my co-founder💜
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I got some kewl
@cozyversexyz
Woofys and leaving one capsule for a rainy day💜
Grats to the team for a fantastic mint and reveal🎉
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As the dim light of the hospital room cast shadows across his face, my grandfather was laying on his deathbed, his frail hand clasped tightly by mine.
We never had the best relationship, but somehow in this moment this didn’t matter.
Memories flooded his mind, a tapestry woven…
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I had to join the wonderful people from
@cozyversexyz
and grab myself a penguino🐧 I also HAD to test out their fancy portal to
#AVAX
(can confirm it’s absolutely fool proof)
Welcome to AVAX you pretty pengu💜
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I have a feeling Long Long Legacy will have a short short legacy.
Will I mint? Probably, I’m a whore for HS points. Would we mint if it wasn’t for the HS points? 100% no.
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Happy Hump Day everyone! Make sure to abuse the boomers on Discord!👵🏼
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Weird scam(?) on Discord, admins, mods and users beware.
The "scammer" will join a server on two seperate accounts and create a fake DM from a seemingly random community member(in this case, me). They send this fake DM to a admin/mod hoping the user gets banned.
Continued below
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Glad to see everyone’s following in
@JustnThePhotog
’s footsteps and lowering all floors by ~50% as AVAX went up ~15%.
Math.
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imagine meeting your father-in-law for the first time and not holding $meow
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