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Updates and bug fixes that would make the Pokemon series absolutely perfect. PFP by @jirachipokemn

Gamrfreak HQ’s broom closet
Joined December 2023
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Submissions are officially open again. As always, shoot me a DM.
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RT @RealOmegaShenny: Make love not war, as in can they both fuck while I watch from the corner in my chair?.
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Sorry for the lack of patch notes today. It’s not that I’m trying to kick my internet addiction or that I’m having a mental episode over the downward spiral of the nation I call home. I’m just in an area with low cell service. More tomorrow. Guaranteed!.
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RT @AbbyMachines: do you know about the anti-ICE encampment happening in Portland? it seems obvious to me that the reason the news isn't co….
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Thank you @Sharpshot01 for the submission.
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Ditto. - Ditto has been given Pixelate as a new secondary ability. - Transform will become Fairy type when used by Ditto. - Trans Rights!.
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Thank you @TF_Espeon for the submission.
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Magic Bounce. - Magic Bounce now also acts like a built-in Reflect, halving damage from physical moves targeted at your side of the field.
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I once gave a child two dollars to run out onto the freeway.
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RT @KeromiVNG: @AtlosSSBM just because i found this very funny
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TOTAL SHOCK. FILLS YOUR BODY.
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@Sliver_Nugget @StarlyCactus @heckmelon @lodddd__ @Zovafire @ilikegumi123 @SoapysSoap @ZundaNectar @mkburst 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘢𝘥𝘴 up, you hear a sound, turn around and 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘬 up.
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Thank you @FreudianGirlie for the submission.
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Tinkaton. - Whenever a Corviknight is on the field, Tinkaton can target it with a new action called “Come here, you stupid pigeon”. This will always knock out the Corviknight, regardless of its status before being attacked.
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RT @accursedfarms: Today's the #StopKillingGames promotion day planned by the volunteers! I encourage people to make a post with that hash….
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RT @SpencerHakimian: Do you understand what is happening to you now? . You are next.
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Ledian. - I have shoved Ledian into a locker
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RT @NotDiglettFacc: @6coolguys don't sympathize with me anal bead chain atleast you have a usable ability 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔.
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Boss said I was no longer allowed to dress up like a magical girl at work….
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RT @StarlyCactus: @glacilan @LeleBestScarfer DEEZ NUTS LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!.
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RT @ahouse4all: If you can, please help us keep our LA street vendor neighbors inside. No one should have to choose between being kidnapped….
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Thank you @White_ivy_ for the submission.
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