j'arrive même plus à imaginer de scénarios avant d'aller dormir purée il me faut un nv personnage principal et vite

“You’re the first girl I’ve brought to meet my parents” The family dog :

My mother is giving me silent treatment over something so dumb but it’s fine coz that means peace and quiet for the next 3 days

Me pretending to read the menu knowing I'm going for the promo I saw on Instagram:

can some romantic shit happen to me for fuck sakes

Someone asked me, "Would you date yourself?" I answered , " The only reason why I still believe in love is because of the way I love."

HR: the survey is anonymous.. My boss the following day:

I’m definitely the person you meet through other people. I’m not outside enough for you to just stumble upon me

Me explaining my financial situation to my mom

Me at 3am seeing a man standing near my wall were I hung my jacket

Uh oh 😅

Me on FaceTime looking at myself & not listening

😊

They’re so handsome, I just wish they were good people.

L'amour qu'on a pour ses neveux/nièces c'est un truc de malade.

Giving myself grace because sometimes I forget I’m just a girl in her 20s trying to figure out life still.

Someone said if speed was in Uganda he’d be arrested thinking he’s an opposition leader 😂😂😂

To shame a woman, they say "She slept with too many men." To shame a man, they say "He slept with men." So basically, sleeping with men is an embarrassment.

When he says go to your other man but I don't understand if he's joking or he went through my phone<<<

The afro baby being the actual and silent entertainer.❤️