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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
11 years
NIGGAS BE LIKE " LET'S PLAY 21 QUESTIONS " GIRL : OKAY , WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR ? BOY : TRIANGLE , YOU A VIRGIN?
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
If your girlfriend don't like a bitch #YouProbablyShouldnt talk to that bitch.
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@planbbae
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11 years
If she's your girlfriend, act like it. Fuck what your homies think....
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
Females that are loyal to one nigga even when they're not together #Keeper 😃 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
Drake looks like the kind of nigga who would give a stripper a folded $20 bill with a note inside that says "you don't have to do this."
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
If i text you FIRST , embrace that shit . it means i was thinking about yo ASS .
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
#What2ChainzWouldsay Im walkin round nd im gettn it/Im walkin round nd im gettn it/Im walkin round nd im gettn it/My License. Suspended.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Y'all parents don't hear y'all dragging stoves and shit in the bathroom ?
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
4 months
@emantheharajuku @erenfromtarget lmaooo wait a minute lol
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
FUCK HOME SCHOOL FUCK REGULAR SCHOOL FUCK MY SCHOOL FUCK YOUR SCHOOL FUCK DOG SCHOOL FUCK MRS. PUFF'S BOATING SCHOOL FUCK SCHOOL
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
11 years
I'm SINGLE So Therefore I Can: Call☎ , Text📱 , Mention✉ , DM📬 , Talk To👥 , Flirt With😚☺ , & CHILL🏢⛺🏠 With Whoever I WANT! 😏😎👌✌
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Black people are the type to see a bug , and spray it with anything in their sight. Like 409 , Windex , Clorox Bleach . ANYTHING !!
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
#FreshmanAdvice Please don't run to lunch, omfg. The food is not good, why the hell you running?
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
No girl sucks dick but somehow all niggas get head, Niggas only fuck bad bitches yet all these ugly bitches getting pregnant. somebody lying
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
Too many girls are Faithful to Unfaithful niggas.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
Exposing your ex after y'all break up is weak af
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
11 years
90's Baby Follow Train 1. Retweet This✔ 2. I'll follow you ✔ 3. You follow back✔ 4. Everyone is happy✔ #FollowTrain #90sBabyFollowTrain
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
If Jordan's were coming out today y'all wouldn't be worrying about the weather
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
#TeamTaken .......... My ass too bed 😴
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Once I put on my headphones, my life becomes a music video.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
11 years
When you on the phone with somebody you really like, You walk around the house jus doing random shit 😂
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
Sex with the right one can be addictive as fuck >>>>>>>>>
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
No girlfriend should ever feel like she's in any type of competition with another girl, PERIOD.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
Niggas be giving relationship advice on twitter like they not cheating on they girlfriend
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Niggas be actin like its wrong to love a girl… Is y'all niggas gay or something ? 😳
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
4 months
people don’t realize how much you bring to the table until you take everything off of it.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
IDGAF About Rumors. I Know What I Do & Don't Do! 💯😒👌
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
No Female Wants A Lame, Uneducated, Weak-Minded, Childish, Lying, Cheating, Disrespectful Ass Nigga!
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
A Virgin In 2012, Wife that bitch.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
11 years
No girl sucks dick but somehow all niggas get head, Niggas only fuck bad bitches yet all these ugly bitches getting pregnant. somebody lying
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
Stop calling him yo "brother"..... Y'all fucked
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Twitter taught me how to use ">" and "<" better than my algebra teacher.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
11 years
Girls on Maury be running so far back stage they end up on 106 & park 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
Niggas be braggin bout having SIDE HOES, When a lot of you mfs be SIDE NIGGAS.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
11 years
Females are weird, a nigga go to jail "ima hold it down " a nigga go to college "nah I cant do that long distance relationship" Bitch what
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
This girl tweeted "Class of 2020" I almost broke my thumb trying to unfollow the bitch
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
How long MCM & WCW gone go on? Yall played it out fast, first it was celebrities then yall ugly friends & now yall begging to be mentioned😒
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
So many girls are in a relationship with single guys.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
#What2ChainzWouldSay Yo baby mama , I tap that. Like Goldfish , She smiles back. Like T.I , My top back. Big girls in leggings , STOP THAT!!
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
send her a cute #latenighttext while she's sleeping so she wakes up with a smile on her face
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Girl's bio be like: "EST: 7/21/10. I ♥ my baby John! We don't want to ever end!" John's bio be like: "Get $$$$$ & FUCK These Hoes. #TurnUp
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Fat bitches always talking bout sitting on somebody's face . bitch , you know that's attempted murder 😫
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
If My Front Camera Had A Flash >>>>>>>>>>
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
*Gets a text* ... *Grabs Phone* .. *Reads Name* ... *Puts phone back down without replying*... #ItBeLikeThatSometimes
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Mixed Girls >>>>>>>>> 😍😍👌
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
No girl sucks dick but somehow all niggas get head, Niggas only fuck bad bitches yet all these ugly bitches getting pregnant. somebody lying
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
2 months
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
EVERY girl knows that one annoying guy constantly asking "So when we gonna chill?" 😒😒😒
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
#BlackParentsDoThingsLike when you get in trouble they tell everybody in the fam what you did
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
If your dating someone mainly off of their looks your an idiot.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Successful people never worry about what others are doing .
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Parents: "We need to talk." Me: *Million things run through my mind. What did they find out about!?* Parents: "Stop leaving the lights on."
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
Ass, pussy, titties...any bitch can give you that. But Loyalty? Shit is rare.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
As black people we need to stop getting so heated over stupid shit and killing each other.. Let the ignorance go man.. Let it go.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
#YouDontKnowWhatStruggleIsIf your mama never made you lie about your age so you could eat for free at a restaurant.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
11 years
Fat bitches gotta stop tweeting about how their pussy is wet. it's sweat bitch. shut the fuck up.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Maury 65 years old and still exposing hoes.. 💯😂💯😂
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
If my daughter makes a twerking video, I'ma make a video of me whopping her ass.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Drakes music will have you missing a person from 3rd grade who unfroze you in freeze tag.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Niggas be 45 talking about I'm tryna get my life together. Bitch it's over.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
People 👬👭👫👭 will talk shit about you regardless, you just gotta shine and smile 😃 in their face. 👌
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
11 years
Twitter is basically just talking to yourself publicly.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
BEEFING : Means 2 People Mutually Don't Like Each Other! So If You Don't Like Me & I DON'T CARE, We Not BEEFING! You Just Mad!
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
That awkward moment when you still don't understand someone after they've repeated themselves 4 times.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
I don't give a fuck about people not liking me, just don't be acting friendly when you see me.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Be careful who you let into your life.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
You don't miss me, you're just bored...
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Y'all Hoes Screaming "RIP" but Be Chilling With The Killer . & Yall Niggas Be Screaming FREE Such Such But You The One That Snitched 💯
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Accept your past without regrets, handle your present with confidence, and face your future without fear.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Less friends. Less bullshit.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
I'm single , i can text who TF i wanna text , call who TF i wanna call , tweet who TF i wanna tweet and talk to who TF i wanna talk too ,
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Thirsty people fav line on Instagram " You have Kik ? "
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
11 years
Thick White Girls >>>> 😍😍😍
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
11 years
Family Guy has been out since 1999, it's 2013.. Why the fuck is Stewie still 1 years old?
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Idgaf bout friends no more 😑, if you here, you here . if you not, fuck you
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
4 months
Me eating pussy for the first time 😭🤌🏼
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
J. Cole raps about real life shit that actually happens
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide...It's just none of your damn business 😒😒😒
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
The KKK Killed 3,446 Blacks in 86 years. Blacks on black murders surpass that every 6 months. Wake up my brother.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Thick white girls >>> 😍 oh gawd
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
I swear the last 1% of my battery lasts longer than the other 99%🔋
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
11 years
Justin Bieber & Miley Cyrus wanna be niggas so bad.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
11 years
SUMMER: Hair Gets Lighter. Skin Gets Darker. Drinks Gets Colder. Music Gets Louder. Nights Gets Longer. Life Gets Better.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
I keep a lot of shit to myself because in reality nobody really gives a fuck!
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
4 months
Straight up
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
I'm not a loner, I just like being alone, and i don't have trust issues, I just been lied to too many times.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
11 years
Stop calling him yo "brother"..... Y'all fucked
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
If You're In A Relationship, You Shouldn't Be Tweeting Stuff Like: "Who Wants To Text".
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
4 months
Drake wanna be a nba housewife so bad 🏀💍
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
Sleeping alone is better than sharing your bed with someone who shares a bed with someone else when you're not around.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
11 years
My TL full of shooters with NO guns, boss bitches with NO job, rappers with NO record deal, & bitches thats in love but dont have NO nigga
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
YOU wanna know who's amazing, beautiful, and had the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again. ❤️
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Catfish accounts be like "My camera is broke, a bird took my phone, I forgot my password to Skype, but I can text. Marry me?
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Never forget who was with you from the start..
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Pussy should feel like the ocean. 👌💯😍 Not smell like the ocean. 🙅🐟🚫
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
I wonder how this generation is going to end up soon, cause were all fucking idiots.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Never trust a friend who talks shit about their other friends. If they do it to them, they would obviously do it to you.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
10 years
Take 3 minutes out of your time, and just thank your mother for everything she has done.
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@planbbae
Strawberry Shortcake
12 years
Twitter = Freedom of Speech. I say WTF I want on this Bitch!
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