IM IN A NEW BAND FUCK YOU

RT @M1das_OW2: If my girl craving eggs I’m laying one for her.

hungover throwing up in the gym bathroom while 2 guys suck eachother off in the stall next to me. never kill yourself.

RT @manwelllb_: The summer I turned asexual.

i got another job and i found out about the open interviews 40 minutes before they ended went there with my current 2 jobs not on my resume while there was already 10 other people still waiting when i got there but they still picked me because i’m perfect and friendly.

did i fumble? but it was at the johnson’s so he probably did mean polyamorous.

gave up on the surfer from guam i made out with at the bar cause he said he was poly but maybe he didn’t mean poly like weird but poly like polynesian?.

RT @LarsonLeak:

RT @mrnastynodrama:

The store 😩😩😩.

Now they’re saying that douching before bottoming is facist.

hardly employed very broke working out for 3 hours because i can’t do anything else :p

nonbinary name inspiration:.- budweiser (bud for short).-gunner .-dodge .-striker .-chain .-crash.-dice.-crush .-bane.-bullet.-bump.

Me rn.

RT @plantonio_:

do you think yeat would fw a vegan slavic and irish bi guy from florida with a dermal and white gold tooth.

it’s not hating it’s critical analysis.