Remind me to double check where my tattoo studio is before booking one again. This morning has involved an almost 2 hour drive to Hackney 🤦‍♀️.

When festival prep includes buying waterproof coats 🤦‍♀️.

531 days since I PR’d anything I pulled 142.5kg to finally total 300kg. In the grand scheme, small. For me, huge. Still pink haired and furious

So my cat weighs 2.5x what my goddaughter does 😂.

Wish @DGlaucomflecken was around to explain why my sister not having a dip/dent at the back of her eye is a big deal and also how someone gets cataracts at 29?!.

13 years ago today I saw @silverstein live in Finland for the first time. Been to every UK tour since then and the show just keeps getting better.

I may have consumed enough caffeine to power the sun today 🙃.

Also, friends have decided that it is perfectly acceptable for someone who uses fuck as punctuation to be in charge of a small child so today I became a godmother.

In my head, the university of Greenwich was in London. Not the bit I’m going to next week. Fricking Kent!!.

I had a static shock so strong today I turned the electrical item I touched off. 🙃.

ISO 17025 lead auditor training all this week. My poor brain.

I would like it to be known that my malignancy magnet still works 🤦‍♀️.

Has a job that doesn’t involve working weekends. Is working 4/5 weekends starting this week. Oops.

350 miles of driving this weekend. Wedding + baby shower attended 150 miles apart from each other. Early night tonight before we go again tomorrow!.

What do we do during 1.5 hour meetings? Get on the walking pad!.

Things I did not have on todays bingo card: tall one and I both having a little tear at a @paparoach show.

2 tickets for #madinalake on Thursday if anyone wants them?.

Have been having trouble recently with being proud of my lifting achievements whilst also striving for more and missing the (new) mark. Today I found out I made the cut for a competition where you had to have a minimum total. Keep putting yourself out there guys!.

Detroit style pizza is delicious

Back to work tomorrow after SEVENTEEN days off. 5:45 alarm is not the one.