whoever wins the molly mae giveaway will probs have to go into witness protection for a bit

could really go for a crisp can of “1,2,3, let’s go bitch” inside a sold out stadium right now

Remember how fvcking gagged we all were when Taylor pulled half of Hollywood into the Bad Blood music video. Like this was literally the gag of all gags. https://t.co/zkRm9vxSWQ

I hope Tate McRae has a wonderful Christmas this year

this is my barbenheimer.

The impact go piss girl has had on the world really needs to be studied because why did I nearly say it to my HR manager

read your mind seeing sabrina add THREE songs to the setlist without removing any current songs when it get removed to make room for busy woman

you should’ve seen the way my jaw dropped when i saw this look in the theater for the first time

me trying to decide what to listen to

she has a point i fear

idk ask her

saying “is this all you talk about” when someone is talking about their interest is so unnecessarily cruel btw

smarter swifties than me putting things together while i nod and like

who’s gonna tell her 🥲

today’s the only day you can rt this

Shakira is the Wizard of Oz because she gave Conor a brain, Harry a heart, and found the courage to stand up for herself against the mean girls #LoveIslandUK #LoveIsland

"During a company event at a Colplay concert I offered my head of HR a Murray Mint which she accepted. Whilst singing along to Yellow she accidentally swallowed the mint, and I was forced to perform the Heimlich maneuver just as the Jumbotron camera focused on us."

I think i’m starting to like labubus….