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Friars - Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a hot broad for an hour and it seems like a minute. - Albert Einstein
Joined December 2013
RT @DrProfBurrito: Underrated how well the Southie Dunkin’ operates…might be most efficient in the game.
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Very impressive for a guy who really knows nothing about golf or sports.
Final Major Update 🚨⛈️. The Open (+17u). Major final (+23.7u). #WeatherlovesCoreyConners #WeatherhatestheHojgaards.
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Watching the wire will always make you want to smoke a cig and watching entourage will always make you want to drink a beer.
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Will be indulging in the greatest south shore bar style pizza in the world tonight.
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Real ball knowers know if you pour a little bit of seltzer on these all the pain goes away.
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Playing poker with @randybobandy123 @uncletito6996 @weatherman626 guaranteed we won’t have 51 folds between the 3 of us. #mintzy.
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Men want to be me, women want to be with me. Comments are on bozos.
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RT @randybobandy123: The absolute govenaa! Cheers to your Friday Bosh! Can’t wait for my first sip of the golden nectar later @pimpsdontcry….
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