RT @JonathanPieNews: Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

RT @basti_vkl: 🇬🇧London DefenseTech Hackathon came to an end. Here are some of the teams projects:. 1) High Speed Interceptor to take down….

I'm convinced Sunak has been playing Democracy 3 and is just moving sliders to swing the "motorist" demographic .

I have a better idea for the next James Bond

A friend told me they were surprised when they found I played LoL because I didn't give off "weird loser vibes".

The Superbowl is definitely the most frequent event that only happens once per year.

this has been corrected to "eat more strategically".

oh and to convince more people to watch Upright by @timminchin.

new year's resolutions are easy this year: sleep more, eat less, drink more, play more league, have more dinner parties, spend more time dreaming (literally), spend less time with uninteresting people except myself.

Asked my friend from my old league team why he lives in New York despite hating it there and he replied "I'm hardstuck".

Just had some "friends" try to invite me to a game that doesn't have a ranked competitive queue.

ahh running out of time to write a christmas twe.

Note that other people will be cooking in the restaurant. I will not be cooking in a restaurant.

Pretty convinced I make close to the optimal burger, but unfortunately I hate making burgers, so I may need to purchase a restaurant. Let me know if you want to provide funding.

RT @elonmusk: Sorry, too many options. Will redo poll.

@timminchin As a followup, you should all go and watch season 2 of this as well. Also incredible.

A broken clock is right twice a day.

I asked my friend why he always drinks at home in NY instead of going out and he replied "because then I don't have to pay corkage". This probably says something about my friends / me.

I am particularly a fan of the various analyses of SBF's League of Legends match history, explaining that anyone with 1k games and still bronze is not to be trusted, which is basically true.

Thought about being surprised that about half of America are still voting Republican but then I realised it's like being surprised that time is passing.