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Mind blowing how some boy in China ate a bat, and it eventually led to the postponement of Elgin v Brechin.
Let that sink in for a minute.
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Fact. Scots universally gauge how good a country is by the price of a pint.
“Just back from Poland”
“Haven’t been there, what’s it like?”
“Brilliant mate, 70p a pint”
“YAS”
“Just back from Norway”
“Haven’t been there, what’s it like?”
“Fucking £11 a pint mate”
“Fuck that”
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Wash your hands, get your vaccine, wear a mask, get another vaccine, get a vaccine passport, get another vaccine, take a test every time you go out.
Sorry, you've not done enough, get back in the house.
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Penalties missed by England in shootouts: Hunners
Penalties missed by Scotland in shootouts: 0
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£36 a ticket on a Monday night vs Malta gets exactly what it deserves.
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If the goal was disallowed for offside why was the ref asked to review the monitor?
You’re just making shit up
@UEFA
Get to fuck.
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If Scotland score more than 5 tonight I’ll buy everyone who likes this a pint.
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Scotland have never even missed a penalty in a shoot out let alone lost one.
We’ve also won the same number of European Championships that England have 😂🎉
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Rodgers with a chance of back to back trebles
Steven Gerrard taking over at Rangers
Steve Clarke's resurgent Kilmarnock
The swagger of a re-born Hibs
Aberdeen's new stadium
Motherwell reaching 2 cup finals
Hearts superb home form
Sell it properly Doncaster, it's amazing.
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So without going into too much detail a couple of nights ago one of the members on our community made a post that indicated they were in trouble.
The post was reported to our mod team by quite a few fellow P&B members who were concerned about the post and asked us to follow up.
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Ryan Porteous post match interview;
“Do I look happy? Don’t ask silly questions then”
Bravo sir! 😂😂😂
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Scotland win titles, everywhere they go.
Phenomenal arrows, balls of steel.
Well in Snakebite 🐍🏴🏆🎯
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Both the Edinburgh and Dundee derby games on this weekend.
Both with plenty at stake even over and above the usual bragging rights.
Both sold out.
Neither televised.
We simply do not showcase our game well enough IMO.
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Derek McInnes just back from a cheeky fortnight in Chernobyl.
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No need for COP26 at all.
Craig Gordon could save the climate.
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John McGinn is going to be Scotlands first £100m+ footballer.
Mind when Celtic balked at paying £3m for him 😂😂
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So many stand out performers tonight but after the flak he got on Monday let’s give it up for Mr Stephen O’Donnell who was magnificent and came within a whisker of winning us the game.
Well played Sods 🔥🔥🔥
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Call the season now, relegate St.Johnstone and promote Arbroath.
It’s what we all want anyway.
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It's been AGES since I gave away any Freddos to my amazing followers so here's the deal...
If St.Mirren finish top six I'll give away SIX boxes of Freddos, one each to six random followers who like this tweet.
EVERYONE GET BEHIND THE BUDDIES. LET IT RAIN WITH CHOCOLATE FROGS!
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Wee bit sad seeing all these German flags on folks profiles.
Sad and pathetic.
I refuse to stoop to that level.
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Half time in an absorbing semi final between Italy and Spain and we end up with an England puff piece talking about Luke Shaws fucking slippers.
I mean. Come on to fuck.
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Qatar already looking like the Dundee Utd of the World Cup.
Fans are Arabs, defence is leaky and the goalkeeper is absolutely shite.
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Won ✅
Got seeded ✅
Clean sheet ✅
No bookings ✅
Brilliant performance ✅
Squad getting stronger ✅
Fans magnificent ✅
Fucking magic ✅
Bring on March 🏴
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Hard not to feel sorry for Rangers after that goal was chalked off after the VAR review yesterday.
Scottish referees, who haven't awarded a penalty against them in the league since 18th January 2022 (a run now stretching to 59 games) clearly have it in for them.
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A wee reminder that if you abuse anyone for the colour of their skin, their religion or beliefs or their sexuality, you're an absolute cunt.
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If we are calling fans out for singing racist songs about Asians last week you are damn right we'll be calling fans out for singing racist songs about the Irish this week.
Sectarianism, racism, just no place for it, in the grounds or away from it.
Absolute morons.
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Oh. For. Fucks. Sake.
Give it a fucking rest lads.
Alfredo Morelos tipped for shock Barcelona transfer as Rangers striker earns glowing review
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Say what you want about the Scottish Premiership but it’s the only league in the world where the title race can be safely declared over after just 1 game.
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"Scotland get battered everywhere they go" sing the lads from the only country in Europe who genuinely get battered everywhere they go.
Such a strange bunch.
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Fair fucks to Derek Adams.
He inherited a team that were 100 times worse than Morecambe and he’s quickly made them 1000 times worse than Morecambe.
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It barely needs saying, but the day we have any club dictating who and who should not referee their games is the day we should just chuck it.
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With the whole country on the verge of fucking chaos, being governed by fucking imbeciles in Westminster, the fucking goons round the corner are now dishing out gongs to fucking footballers for scoring a few fucking goals against fucking Panama.
Get this so far to fuck.
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I’ve moaned a lot about the pricing of football matches over the years so it’s nice to be able to heap praise on one of our clubs.
St.Johnstone v St.Mirren tomorrow, a top flight game. An adult can take two under 12s along and all three get in for £16.
That is superb 👍
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I don't know who needs to hear this but it's entirely possible to feel every bit of sympathy for Ukraine with what is going on over there & yet still want Scotland to pump them at football on Weds night.
This is sport. They want to win, we want to win. Exactly how it should be.
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Real lack of class from Clement at full time, total lack of respect for his opposing manager.
Piss. Poor.
👀 "Nobody saw this coming!"
Ross County beat Rangers for the first time ever in a huge result in the
#cinchPrem
title race. Watch post-match analysis & reaction live on
@SkyFootball
📺
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Not even out of July and that’s St.Mirren, Hibs, St.Johnstone and now Motherwell fans all fucking raging 😂
Simply glorious.
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Merry Christmas everyone! 🎅🏼
Table all set here in Paisley 🎉
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“It’s been the best decision of my life playing for Scotland. I’m loving it and I cherish it”
What a difference Lyndon Dykes has made to this team.
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I totally get that a lot of folk don’t like the SFA for lots of different reasons.
Some folk don’t like Steve Clarke.
Some people don’t like international football.
I get all that, but....
To actually WANT your own country to fail?
I will never understand that, ever.
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A reminder that if you're Scottish and you like football and you actively want the Scottish National Team to lose games you're a small minded wee wanker.
Anyone who
@s
me saying otherwise is a small minded wee wanker btw.
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Scottish football;
Don't sit close to anyone on the team bus to a game, or you'll forfeit the game and get a £40K fine.
Also Scottish football;
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1 year on since lockdown started and it feels like nothing much has changed.
We were all laughing at Hearts then and here we are doing the exact same 12 months on 😂😂😂
WHAT A RESULT FOR BRORA RANGERS!!!!!
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Hearts better hope this court hearing is in Edinburgh.
They haven’t won a league fixture outside of the capital since March 2019.
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Fair fucks to Falkirk who managed to go from 8pts clear at the top of the league to not even making the play offs.
Mes Que Un Club.
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The hammer blows for Celtic keep coming with the news that Shane Duffy isn't one of the 13.
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Can you imagine the slagging we'd get up here if this was in the SPFL?
Fucking. Pub. League.
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UEFA really need to take a stand and boot the Russians out of the Euros on the back of today's news.
We'd have qualified easily if they weren't out their tits the two games they beat us.
Cheating bastards.
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Just a friendly reminder that Hearts entire 2019-2020 campaign has been the subject of a fly-on-the-wall documentary that will be aired on BBC Scotland at some point.
And filming has continued during lockdown.
I repeat.
Free to air.
Premiership porn.
Literally coming soon.
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Imagine slamming the decision to have 13 players having to isolate on the very same day that it turns out one of them is positive.
Imagine being that stupid.
Now THAT is remarkable.
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Fair fucks to Stephen Glass who inherited an Aberdeen team that can’t score and has quickly turned them into one that can’t score and can’t defend.
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League cup semi final plan.
All four teams inside Hampden, 15000 tickets each, both games back to back, live on telly, no fucker leaves until both games are finished.
Like the Tennents Sixes on acid.
You’re welcome Neil.
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Mind when one of the charges flung at St.Mirren, costing them two forfeits in the process, was players car sharing to get to work?
Can therefore only assume that each Celtic player has their own plane to take them to Dubai and back.
Impressive.
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Just delete your country.
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Here, can you imagine the fucking nick we would be in if we actually won something 😂
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Happy St.Andrew’s day to fellow Scots at home and all over the world.
Congratulations on being born in the best country in the world.
Alba gu bràth! 🏴
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Nigel Farage, Maggie Thatcher, Jack Grealish, Lee Dixon, Everyone at Boxpark, Michelle Mone, Sam Wankerface, Bo Jo, Delia Smith, Astrid Wett, Peter Shilton…
YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING 😂🍺🎉
Get it right fucking up you 🎉
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Imagine supporting a club where fans genuinely always come first.
Must be amazing!
🌭 Bratwurst: €2,80
🍺 Beer: €3,90
🧾 Total: €6.70
Once again, we offer the most affordable food/drinks across all 36 teams in the first AND second division. Fans always come first! 💛🔝
Cheers 🍻🍻
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Celtic and Aberdeen players breach COVID rules. Slap on the wrist, don't do it again lads.
St.Mirren and Kilmarnock players breach COVID rules. Forfeits.
Seems fair.
Well done
@spfl
!
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I await the nations outrage over how stupid and irresponsible rugby players are............
National Clinical Director
@jasonleitch
confirms an Edinburgh Rugby academy player has tested positive for Covid after attending a house party
Live updates:
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If there's a lesson to be learned in all of this, it's that if you don't want to be relegated/expelled/ejected/excluded you should try very hard not to be bottom of the league.
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SKY not showing a single fixture in the bottom six with the bottom four teams separated by just 6 points.
It's not a surprise but it's still a joke.
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No offence Saturday but for the first time ever Monday looks far sexier than you do 😜
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You're all fucked now.
St.Mirren have signed Harry Potter.
✍ St Mirren Football Club is delighted to announce the signing of Brad Lyons (
@lyons_brad_7
) on loan from
@Rovers
until the end of the season.
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Clyde 1 quiz this morning;
Q; “Which Scottish legend was inspired by a spider never giving up?”
Caller; “Erm, Incy Wincy?”
Fuck sake 😂
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Safe trip to all the Killie fans heading over to Belgrade today.
Sure you'll find something to do!
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He’s absolutely right because that’s kind of how sport works.
Neil Lennon says everyone outside Celtic wants the club's treble treble bid to falter.
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Ramsey is going to come on and either win this or lose this for Rangers.
That’s how football works.
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I’m not saying I’m wasting time today but I just spent 20 mins making a goal GIF for tonight.
Feel free to steal it and use it when we score 😜
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Aberdeen sacking Robson and replacing him with Warnock.
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So it’s totally in our own hands.
Win tomorrow and we make history.
Be very tough, playing an excellent side, but there’s absolutely no reason at all why we can’t do it.
We have a dream. Keep believing!
See you tomorrow 👍
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Put this on this morning as a joke.
It was a joke Celtic FFS!
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Scotland have never missed in a penalty shoot out.
WHAT A COUNTRY!
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BREAKING; Rangers compensation offer for Derek McInnes has just been delivered to Pittodrie. Looks like this is happening.
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Aberdeen vs St.Mirren
Sat 6th August 2022
Away Tickets
* £26 (Adult)
* No online sales
* No sales on the day
* No pay at the gate
* Buy only from SMFC
* SMFC Shop open 10am to 2pm M-F and 5pm to 7pm Thurs
Fair play to both clubs for making this as unappealing as possible.
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A club with an average attendance that would be the 6th best in the Scottish Premiership spending £25m on a single player.
Looking forward to that bubble bursting.
BREAKING:
@afcbournemouth
have completed the £25m club record signing of Colombia midfielder Jefferson Lerma from Levante.
#SSN
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Not often you actually know the name of the kitman at a club outside your own but Jimmy Bell was well known across our game.
Over 30 years service at Ibrox.
Sympathies will his family and friends and all at the club today.
RIP Jimmy.
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Slavia 3-0 down after half an hour is it?
Up yours, you fucking guy.
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Why didn't Armstrong go left?
Why didn't Armstrong hoof it clear?
Why didn't Gordon come for the cross?
Why can't I stop thinking about it?
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A reminder that Callum Davidson didn’t win manager of the year btw
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"So it's Bulgaria, Israel, Hungary or Romania. It's a draw though so we don't know which one, but it's at home. And the final might be at home too, but we don't know that yet either. It's against Norway or Serbia. And we haven't been to a major tournament since 1998."
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They did as they said and arrived just in time to safe that persons life.
They contacted Keith, our mod who had reported it, to thank him.
I've never been prouder of the P&B community and the mod team.
The individual concerned is now getting the help and support they need.
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