@LegalGengar 3/n Matthew Heath @LegalGengar has been, unbelievably, prohibited from publicising his crowdfunder appeal to cover initial legal costs. However, I can share that link, and I have just donated myself too. https://t.co/s4HrJLYtT7

@QcWynter @metpoliceuk “Take off your shoe and hit him in the nuts with the heel” Queen Consort Camilla https://t.co/g4Fs5fm2jv

Some punchy advice here from political dissident Graham Linehan. It would be a shame if it kept being retweeted.

Here's an extract from my @spectator column on the arrest of @Glinner, 'Graham Linehan’s arrest is a turning point': "The hoo-ha over free speech being trampled on has always seemed exaggerated. I earn my living through voicing my opinions, and not once have I ever felt unable

Merseyside’s bogeyman is dead. In recent years he became a figure of fun and almost an anti-hero – a banner with his name on was waved at Glastonbury. But he was a predator with dangerous compulsions and the terror he spread was real https://t.co/QQMTPlkYqh

YESSSSS WHAT A MOMENT

There’s a speciality bra shop in NYC. I call it the Magical Bra Shop. It’s run by a Hasidic Jewish couple, a woman and her husband. It’s a tiny shop, stacked from floor to ceiling with bras. They’re in boxes, similar to shoe boxes, with the style, colour, and size written on the

If anyone is on the London Paddington to Bristol Temple Meads arriving at 18.38pm GWR train and finds a black TUI holdall with kids clothes please could you hand it and message me. Have a distraught autistic child having hysterics having lost their stuff. @GWRHelp

If people would consider a RT would be hugely grateful.

"It's only parkrun" "Okay, it's competitive events too, but they aren't winning" "Okay, they are winning, but it's only small events" "Okay, it's major events, too, but it's only the masters and high school category" "Okay, it's not just the masters, it's collegiate, open,

Just landed at Heathrow Airport T3. Went to M&S. Three staff speaking in another language. I asked them “What language are you speaking?” They responded: “This isn’t just any old Hindi. This is M&S Hindi.” I have a voice recording to make sure I embarrass myself further.

Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I said to them “IRANU”. None of them responded with "UVAVU". I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.

Blackadder: “So remember, all you have to do is replace the words ‘Your Party’ with the actual name of your party, and then your press release is finished. Do you understand?”

Stellan Skarsgård did not receive an #Emmy nomination for ANDOR Season 2 😡 “Now there’s a whole galaxy out there waiting to disgust you….”

When you're meeting the deputy PM at 13.00 but got a northern soul all nighter at Wigan Casino at 19.00.

‘They were saying “exterminate the human race” as an organisation’

There exists the possibility that Olivia Rodrigo and Roy Hodgson have had a conversation.

It’s not women only. Men will be accommodated there if they say they’re women. Our national broadcaster can no longer be trusted to report truthfully or impartially on matters relating to sex, preferring to push its own luxury beliefs on the unenlightened masses.

This isn’t North Korea. This is the Netherlands. and it’s terrifying.

thanks for your 1000 day spanish streak trent!