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A motherfucker like me will make it all back in one trade then round trip it for the love of the game
Must make it all back
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Crying about “fumbling a make it play” is a poor mindset. Instead realize we all fumble like 5 make it plays a month, and the real take away is that we’re the only people in the world with such close proximity to life changing gains. Give your hearts… wagmi
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max pain is spending your prime years being permanently on the internet and having nothing to show for it when it’s all said and done
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lol buying $CANTO means ur gonna have to avoid getting dumped on by messi, Sisyphus, Brent, Nani, byrpto, bergy, Scott and magellen. some of the most notorious dumping bandits. praying for holders rn.
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Bottoms gotta be close man. No way one of the most vile, racist, degenerate communities on Earth was tripping all day about a cancer tweet
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What’s the vibe like irl for you guys? From what I’ve gathered, people in my age range (25-30) are 1.) totally uninterested in any markets 2.) think crypto is a scam/not safe 3.) so blown out from last cycle they straight up moved cities 4.) brainwashed by the Big Short
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Z's telegram is incredible. It's like a jeet town square and they're all yelling over and at each other about lizardcockballsinuwifhat being a good play or not
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We're all getting to witness history...the first ever dog coin to go to $1. This is the best bat signal we could ever put out into the world
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lol buying
@pudgypenguins
means ur gonna have to avoid getting dumped on by Jebus, messi, Sisyphus, Brent, Nani, byrpto, bergy, Elmo, and magellen. some of the most notorious dumping bandits. praying for holders rn.
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zkSync guy just said there’s no token(at least initially), it’s over
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you’re only one airdrop and seven 3x’s away from making it, anon
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lol Blasting Off means ur gonna have to avoid getting dumped on by messi, Sisyphus, Brent, Nani, byrpto, bergy, Scott, Gainzy and magellen. some of the most notorious dumping bandits. praying for holders rn.
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lol buying CANTO means ur gonna have to avoid getting dumped on by messi, Sisyphus, Brett, Nani, byrpto, bergy, and magellen. some of the most notorious dumping bandits. praying for holders rn.
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Jito can basically do no wrong going forward, everybody will be like "aye fuck it, they dropped me a ton of money"
Don't other Solana teams want that kind of good will? Somebody step up and become legendary
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Thinking about top signals, and one I have settled on is when doxxed, new participants, start calling out the casual racism on CT (ex: calling sellers jeets)
Similar to the inclusivity talks that ramped up last time
Shoutout to the ladies and our desi kings
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why do y’all need custom RPCs so bad if you’re not selling? 🤨📸
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No way Hasu was tweeting last week about how all retail is too stupid to do their own thing, and now most of the ‘professionals’ are totally fucked
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Can’t find the tweet, but G hit the nail on the head when saying that counter trading the sentiment of the few remaining survivors who were skilled enough to not only survive this cycle, but previous cycles as well, is beyond retarded
A pool of cryptos finest, and you’re fading
maybe
just maybe
it’s possible that “everyone thinks the bull run will be…” crowded trade isn’t actually crowded because this place is a ghost town and the ~400 of us still here are insane
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we have something like 6-12 months of using zkSync, and when the coin comes mfers will be on here like "omg how did i miss this one 😭"
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At the top Mia Khalifa will be begging Z for the meat reveal live on the timeline
again, mia khalifa was screenshotting DOGE P&Ls in January 2021
we haven’t even begun to peak
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Rage Trade being omnichain, tokenless, and built on Arbitrum seems like a key part of our airdrop hunting
3 for 1 deal bros
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Bear market has been absolutely brutal for the average CT participants psyche
Many are uninterested in buying and holding coins like DMT, BITCOIN, RLB, etc cause “people have already gotten rich” from them
Bro, DMT is around $30M FDV lol
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Jupiter is the 5th planet from the Sun. The Sun is also known as SOL. SOL is currently the 5th non- stable computer coin by market cap
I’ll skip the rest and get to the point - JUP to $10
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I need that official JUP airdrop checker to say i’m getting $100,000
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Reply with you favorite dead/ghost chain below
I’ll start: Canto
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zk is not the next rotation..
its what you randomly use a few times a week for the next 12 months and wonder why you are wasting your time on this shit
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Some signals I’m looking for (half joking):
- VC backed Unibot clone
- Adam Cochran Thread
- TikToks about making $10,000/day from sniping shitcoins
- A Coindesk article about ShitFi
- Unibot clone on Solana, snipe 30000 condoms in a millisecond
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The best crypto traders are either perpetually horny, racist, or both
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Wagmi is only ok in the depths of a bear market
No one believes anymore except those grinding away in the trenches
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The FRIEND shilling has been incredible. Usually, everybody’s price targets are insane and all over the place. But not this time. “$FRIEND to 10” just works. Deep down you know it’s going MUCH higher, but you can’t lead with that because people are afraid of making it
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hasu wild af talking about the “most tasteless parts of CT” all while having a long running podcast with Su Zhu 😂
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Pro tip: don’t trust anything you read on here
1 out of every 3 accounts you interact with is either a ha66, fooo, bussyfiller, or nani alt
Even i’m an alt account
Study the Truman Show
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all of crypto’s greatest minds told me Cardano and Matic were dumb scams when i first got in the game and they out performed 95% of the super legit and good tech
lesson in there
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The 3 greatest bull posters of our time, Su Zhu, Sisyphus, and Z are all shilling friendship technology. This bag is truly one for the ages
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Damn, been thinking about dog coins so much i forgot we’re getting a JUP airdrop and one token is worth $10
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If Su Zhu in his prime was tweeting about his Canto bag he’d be talking about the collapse in trust within crypto of centralized entities and predatory ecosystem VC tactics and a revanchist and epochal move to a future where the infrastructure is public and free
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just got poached by Berachain
they will be paying me $10mm/year to shitpost as opposed to the $7mm/year Canto was paying me
don’t take it personal fellas, it’s just business
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Investing in California in 1900 was a 100,000x play anon. Now we can do it again
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friend tech gave us a proper way to long this chart
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if you’ve survived through all the shit we’ve been hit with you’re legitimately an elite as fuck omega chad market participant
never forget that, wagami
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All my bags are getting fucking obliterated
Velo? Farm & dump, Andre sends his regards
Ethereum? Unusable Russian scam
Canto? Lol. Lmao.
Berachain? Fake
Ush? Just another cube logo for link marines to jerk off about
But i can remain retarded longer than the market can
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Just checked the chain, apparently Lucky_Rollbit has a wallet connected to Beerus... Yes, that's right. Rollbit got their starting funds from the Anubis rug, and you bozos have been helping them launder it 🧸🎯
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You need to be respecting EVERY PUMP
Not just the coins you like, but also the coins you HATE. Especially the ones you hate.
Every pump is a blessing. Each one of your homies that’s ABSOLUTELY PRINTING should be celebrated. They are geniuses, and so are you 🐂🎯
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You probably heard of Solana nfts
But have you heard of canto NFTs?
Shhh
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BREAKING: After a successful Bitzlato bust, the DOJ will now be targeting messi, Sisyphus, Brent, Nani, byrpto, bergy, Scott and magellen. Some of the most notorious dumping bandits.
We may finally see justice served in this space
👏👏👏🚓🚓🚓
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my favorite thing to do is buy a coin and then search the ticker on Twitter to see if i made a sound financial decision
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In just 3 days of existence $HAMS has shared more revenue with token holders than $UNI has in over 3 years
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Man, I really cant believe 1 YFI was 4 BTC at one point in time
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@TheRealShamIAm
@blknoiz06
They were on here calling his kids autistic monkeys and he still gave everyone lay up trades. Dude is a saint
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- Greedy whales recently slashed emissions like 30%
- Just finished it's largest Hackathon yet
- Got oracles now
- Muh 50MA
- Flavor of the week guys are out, only holders left are retarded
This is what dreams are made of. Pump it loomdart. Wagami wagami
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devs tried doing all this smart stuff about FPI, CSR, DN, LIGMA, etc but right now the most popular innovation on Canto seems to be playing jazz music while browsing NFTs
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BREAKING: Bankrupt crypto chain
@CantoPublic
had over $50 million tied up with FTX and Sam Bankman-Fried.
The team also minted $CANTO tokens out of thin air to take control of Long Necks
The document was supposed to be redacted, but was mistakenly uploaded without redactions.
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Looks like it was actually a Super Left Translated cycle. We haven't seen one of these since the South Sea Bubble of 1720. Scary times.
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Just realized one of the best projects in all of crypto is only like $20M circulating, and the holders of it are getting tokens that will capture fees from the mass retail fomo brian is bald chain wave
And were gunna have to dump it one day
There’s blood on our hands
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The funniest possible bull run out come i can think of is if Canto mogs Blast as a L2
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GCR returned to save Z from the main character attacks. Lesson in there
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got another 12 hour shift of tweeting about my Canto and Chinese Roblox bags tomorrow
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For this leg of the supercycle I'm not bothering to tell anyone targets on $CANTO bc you won't even believe me if I told you, and if it got within 15% of it and then dropped you'd get mad af anyway
Xoxo,
Up Only
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My 3 month old son just came into my room, crying his little heart out… I said, “what’s wrong son?”
I could tell he was in so much pain, it took all his strength to answer…
“Dad… how is it possible JTO is still the only Solana DeFi airdrop?”
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Didn’t realize so many people put new money in here. I thought everybody here put money in one single time and just kept it going from there
no idea when the cycle tops or how much higher we go or whatever, but think at this point it’s probably best to be taking money out of crypto rather than putting new money in
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Trying not to think about what would happen to dog coin wif hat if dog coin wif bat does this
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the thing about dogechain is that you already know one of those shitcoins is going to be the 2024 10,000x
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Over hearing people talking about meeting Z and bergy like these mfers are Lebron or something smh
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Seems like there are only 3 “casino coins” with notable/distinguishing features
RLB - leader, has Gainzy
COCO - rev share
DG - metaverse
Any others? Not considering DMT since that’s more gaming and leas casino
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been interesting to see people who have been around here a very long time struggle with things like “sell for USDC and use Synapse”
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Think there will be two major periods for Solana alts
1.) Standard SPL alts, “What if this gets to the same market cap as it’s Ethereum equivalent?”. PYTH, JUP, JTO, etc (aka now)
2.) Token2022/SuperTokens/whatever
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Good time to remind yourselves, especially if you’ve been fumbling the bag/under performing, and feeling sorry for yourself, that it’s a long road and you’re only a hot streak of 2-3 plays away from being up huge. Good luck to all soldiers still fighting for their familaes future
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Somebody just told me the best way to get Cobie exposure is not via friend tech, but by purchasing DMT (Cobie is Smoovie) (NFA)
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starting to regroup, lmk what y'all are thinking, i cant make it alone
Was on a nice run but have made a couple of poor decisions recently. Gunna have to regroup here and cleanse my mind
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Gabagool in shambles
Assets added to the roadmap today: Aerodrome Finance (AERO) and Velodrome Finance (VELO)
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Viewed on grand timescales, $CANTO is as restorative, reconstructive,& revanchist as it is ever-perfective: the energy of peer-to-peer networks, the primacy of the individual vs the nationstate, the devolution of power away from trusted third parties back toward social consensus
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Why do yall think PEPE is no longer mentioned alongside coins like UNIBOT, BITCOIN, RLB, DMT, etc? Simply cause number hasnt been good?
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