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Do crackheads ever say, “I’m too broke to smoke crack tonight”?
No. They get up and make it happen.
Lesson in there.
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The most evergreen meme will always be the founder's pet
If Vitalik had a pet, the resultant coin would likely be in the top 20. We will simply have to get Raj's one there instead
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some levels im watching on the 450-year chart for stocks
think pretty strong support at 1930s levels, if we break there back to 1812
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SBF mentions a video game in the NYT piece, called "Storybook Brawl"
It turns out FTX actually owns this game, he used the article as a promoted ad basically
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The Bahamian Supreme Court is now one of the largest holders of Ethereum
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The key to cryptocurrency investing is to be the guy on the right (and sell for real world assets at appropriate times)
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FTX not disabling trading; remaining users are trading wildly with monopoly money, and it affects prices on all other exchanges
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The NYT article reads as narrative and information control
It would be very bad for the industry, but good for SBF, if US based non crypto natives believed Binance was responsible for FTX/Alameda losing billions in user deposits
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Don’t worry, your funds are safe on Blast because the chain can be rolled back by a multisig which is unilaterally controlled by a guy who slept with Peter thiel when he was 20 for seed round funding
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The scary part [to me] isnt near term bank runs or price going down, its that the long term legitimacy of crypto as an industry is in real danger for the first time
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People work 18+ hours a day in crypto trying to grind out wins only to get outperformed by people who bought a coin with a hat and go around the world partying
There is a lesson in there
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Celestia does $75 dollars of revenue a day. Nobody knows what dymension or altlayer does. Your project doesn’t need “adoption” or “users”, just launch the token
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A lot of people think they’re in crypto for the tech, but really from what I can tell crypto is more like a religion for the lonely and terminally online
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StarkWare just zero'd all user balances on old wallets that didn't upgrade to latest contracts - equivalent of having the money in your bank account disappear if you don't get the latest software package
Thank You For Flying With StarkWare Airlines
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Matic raised $450 million in cash just about one year ago so they were burning $200m a year prior to layoffs.
They just publicly said they have $250m left… maybe 18 months of runway if they sell no tokens
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Be patient with the people who have been in crypto for 5+ years who don’t know what etherscan transaction spoofing is. This may be their first time ever looking at blockchain data
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BREAKING: U.S. to face extremely rare “cicada-geddon” as two generations of over 100 trillion cicadas will emerge together for the first time since 1803, shortly after the April 8th solar eclipse.
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$klima whitelist for $1,000 (accessed by being early in Discord) got you ~100 tokens, 130 tokens after crucible vesting. Worth ~$325k at market.
All you had to do was show up early and pay the $1k presale cost
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in crypto, where there are no fundamentals, most people only have conviction until 40% down or so
this means they'll happily hold thru a 15% drawdown but if the market really breaks, they'll panic
its better to panic first or not at all
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Much higher levels of dispersion than prior cycles in crypto, where everything went up and to the right
People betting on the wrong chains, wrong tokens and wrong narratives making next to no money. Handful of participants in the right coins making big money
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I’m in a group chat where two people are making a $2 million dollar bet about whether Irene zhao is a tranny.
It’s a bull market.
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Pretty obviously somewhere midcycle IMO. We are clearly not truly early anymore, but try to avoid saying this out loud too much.
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yesterday was the first day in a while where it felt like crypto again and not "web3"
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Saylor has spent ~$3.66bn on BTC, he bought:
-$1.13bn in 2020 at $15.9k cost basis
-$2.53bn in 2021 at $48.7k cost basis
Somehow his DCA for 2021 is essentially breakeven at current market prices. With $2.53bn of initial capital deployed there's abt $30mm of returns (+1%)
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the more people i meet in the crypto space the more astonished i am at how many people:
1. know almost nothing about the space (don't do any work)
2. have an expectation of massive relative returns (i.e. 1,000x)
3. don't all-in
Get in the trenches and grind
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"web3" instead of "crypto" is such a great vehicle for reframing & legitimizing the space in the eyes of people who already wrote off bitcoin/ethereum/whatever
very next gen
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Thought crypto long term screwed at first but the hardcore will stick around
People will build some new game and get rich again by being early. The cycle will begin anew
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coinbase really hired 400 thousand people and still cant combine the USD and USDC market liquidity into one book
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This is on Ethereum and not somewhere else because security and neutrality are far more important than cheap transaction costs btw
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why has the BALD dev interacted with alameda so much two years ago and was one of the first votes on every sushi proposal
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Wonder if Jump Trading ever looks at Jump Crypto and says “OK, that’s enough in realized losses”
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Brian Armstrong is probably checking the Base chain's block explorer in his $133 million dollar mansion smiling right now
"The retards are gambling, god bless them"
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You ever think about how the ETH Foundation always sells the top without fail?
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This is what the market rebounds feel like now that someone more sophisticated than alameda is managing liquidations
moon dat
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someone bought an etherrock for 120 ETH [$160k] while gas was >500 gwei. Why
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Base will have memecoins that go to billions probably
Betting on the biggest one is the simplest bet you can make. That coin is brett
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Eth foundation sold $30m of the second largest, and most liquid asset in crypto and price moved down ~7% in a day (which I think is a large move)
What happens when the l1s and l2s trading at $10bn+ with 10% of float circulating have $100m+ unlocks
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The bull case for crypto can be summarized in this single chart
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Invest in the absurd.
People don’t want to buy productive assets, they want to buy black squares with white text on them, rocks, Cardano, Hex, jpegs.
Scoreboard proves this out
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Probably time to run back much of the gambling we just did on Solana but on Base this time
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Last cycle's shitcoins were usually simple, cute mascots with catchy names and a low unit bias
Lately shitcoins lean into manic shilling, shock value, and deep internet memes. It's a very different vibe
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I’m not familiar with this type of hedging
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To simplify for people who don’t understand how hedging works in this scenario: we deposit USDC, use it to buy other coins on the exchange and withdraw back to our wallets.
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If you can [1] avoid blowing up and [2] mentally capitulating, I believe time is on your side for owning cryptocurrencies now, specifically Ethereum
-positive structural supply imbalance
-inflation data rolled + rates stepdown
Revisit in a year. Hopefully doesnt take two years
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ETH supply has been deflating for 9 days now, with minimal retail participation on-chain or in crypto at all
an extremely low level of network activity is required for scarcity to rise
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if you lost money you can always make it back
dont lose the will to keep gambling
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why are people upset about michael from curve selling his fake tokens to buy real property? you know thats kind of the point of this, right?
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who had "megacap stocks trading like uniswap shitcoins" on their 2022 bingo card
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Not sure if I’ve ever seen a well-funded crypto company self-immolate faster than OpenSea did over the last 18 months
From a valuation in excess of $10 billion to likely being worth nothing, and evidently with no plans for a token
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the "alpha" of 2020 and early 2021 was basically info asymmetry (knowing about a project first, following the right wallets)
information is way more even across participants now. "alpha" in 2022 and beyond is probably how you interpret given info and data
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Wanted to to publicly disclose i have been in contact with US/HK authorities on the Anubis situation
Working on a full, detailed timeline of events transpiring over the last 48 hours soon, to come from this account
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I think we are in, and have been in, a golden age for crypto
- enough built so we aren’t just trading the 5m candles in Mex troll box and there’s real stuff to evaluate critically
- not enough built where the average people/allocators have totally compressed our returns
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Solana is doing whatever BSC did last cycle
Almost every new meme, catchphrase, or whatever deploys there. Someone forked the Pepe images, turned it into a penguin and the token hit $40 mil. Every single new meme on CT gets put on that chain first. There's a lesson in here
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Martin shkreli dumping his own token from a few different wallets
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Officially a Rollbit partner. Have been very impressed with the continued product work across both casino and crypto trading, the first class UI/UX, and the ambition of the team.
Fly with us today (if you are not geoblocked or restricted):
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putin really sat down and got crypto traders worldwide to listen to russian psyops for 30 minutes
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Cardano has a $17 billion dollar market cap and the chain cannot process transactions after 8 years. Adjust Your Targets Higher
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permabulls either liquidated or forcibly delevered, people calling for multi-year bear markets. panic in every corner and circle
not high conviction enough to lever but im long
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with a high degree of certainty i can say the anubis rug probably was not a phishing attack and was instead a rogue team member
i am open to him returning only a portion of funds and backstopping the remainder with my personal money
if the person who owns 0x9fc53c75046900d1F58209F50F534852aE9f912a wants to take 1k ETH free and clear to return funds please send LBP ETH to:
0x5bF5e0CCBA2ad8170e208f0b7C26Dbc752198FB0
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Normies showing up isn't a top signal
When they start quitting their IRL jobs for crypto or starting funds that's when we need to worry
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It Would Benefit Most People To Drop Everything And Play Runescape For The Next 9-12 Months
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Ethereum price performance has been so bad the dev is posting roadmaps
By popular demand, an updated roadmap diagram for 2023!
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This is the most seriously the US government has ever taken crypto
it is worth thinking about how much normie legitimacy of our industry comes from interactions like this
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Base chain today, in summary:
- everyone bridged to chase a coin made by either SBF or a close associate, which then rugged
- shortly thereafter, the primary DEX on the chain had an exploit where all LP positions could be drained and halted trading
- you still can't bridge back
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Over the weekend someone turned 0.02 ETH into 63 ETH on a coin called “pepe”
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the whole world will soon rely on gambling to make ends meet
retardio
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Crypto Youtube is an underrated pathway for finding coins
Most of the video content doesnt make its way back to CT and targets a diff userbase with a position size that is perfect for Solana
The guy who told the world to buy $1 of BTC at $0.10c is now buying "ponke"
Like I said I would buy $100 of $PONKE and here it is I have some Ponke.
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what if there was a way to race crypto currencies
like you make money if the price of the token goes up
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new narrative
-there are only 120.5 million ethereum tokens and this number is decreasing daily [not true, but lets please run with it for now, for the sake of our industry]
-there are 7.8 billion human beings globally
-this means there is only 0.015 ETH per person in the world
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i would like nothing more than a face ripping scam rally this weekend that makes bears so uncomfortable they physically cannot relax or enjoy their weekend
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As an FYI: The Blast “bridge” is currently a closed contract owned by a 5 person multisig, there is no L2 yet
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First time in a while where Saylor's announced average price for BTC is below where the market is trading for BTC
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This guy buying Pepe, a coin with $1 million of liquidity, in $50k clips, single-handedly saving the entire onchain economy
0x9e037b0D29daA93510Fe095043506cb62272f890
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the easiest money, as always, will be
1. finding the best DEX, borrow/lend and perps platforms are on [new chain]
2. farming their tokens
3. selling when [new chain] launches network token
advance planning is required, but the power of this playbook is still underestimated
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GM to the ZkSync community!
“I swap on syncswap everyday. Then I swap on iZiSwap. And before bed, I make sure to swap on velocore. Fees are very low.” - a happy zksync user
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Whats "next", after BTC ETF [assuming BTC doesnt shit the bed]:
1. ETH ETF narrative, benefits LSD's and L2 tokens
2. Eyeballs back on unlaunched L2s to play same games again [memecoins, defi on zk, scroll, strk]
3. Restaking tokens [Eigenlayer and others]
4. BTC "ecosystem"
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1. If you get another bull run, onchain is more than current % of activity & more than last cycle too
2. Leading bots today w/ tokens will be leaders then (specifically, think NONE and UNIBOT fit this)
3. If everyone uses bots to snipe, edge will be in prelaunch dynamics
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“It’s the same AI LARP coins you’ve been buying on Ethereum, now on a faster chain with less sophisticated traders”
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Was there a major token unlock for the s&p500 today or something
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