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phl

@phl

4 years

Procedural

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phl

@phl

4 years

And not before time, if you ask me.

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Join millions who have switched to Grok.

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phl

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4 years

Wading birds fitted as standard.

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phl

@phl

5 years

Better finish the rest of these by Modnesday.

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phl

@phl

5 years

🎉.

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@phl

5 years

Current mood

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phl

@phl

6 years

Tedious Xmas memes notwithstanding, I’m excited about seeing this on the big screen.

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phl

@phl

6 years

RT @garycutlack: Johnson proving his journalist credentials at last by doing nothing for years then bashing out any old shit on deadline da….

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phl

@phl

6 years

This kills the iPhone

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phl

@phl

6 years

Never change, Italy

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phl

@phl

6 years

“Thank you for choosing Post Office”.

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phl

@phl

7 years

anyone playing Apex? I’m terrible.

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phl

@phl

7 years

Not sure what kind of Gumtree scam I’m caught up in, but it involves a chef’s appendix bursting and now I have to meet a blind man in a supermarket car park.

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phl

@phl

7 years

Just spawned inside this folding chair, nbd.

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phl

@phl

7 years

Anyone interested in a pair of Kef iQ3s before they go on gumtree? Stands too.

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phl

@phl

7 years

“Individual-1, for whom Cohen worked at the time, began an ultimately successful campaign for President of the United States.” 🤔.

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phl

@phl

7 years

#AccidentalSpaced

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phl

@phl

7 years

Rockstar have really succeeded in bringing unbridled tedium to the cowboy genre.

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phl

@phl

7 years

New adventures in Chi-fi

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phl

@phl

7 years

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