Ezra Koenig
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I don’t feel bad for Bernie. He’s the “not me, us” guy. I feel bad for...us. All of us.
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voting for Hillary doesn't have to be ur longest yeah boy ever. It can be ur shorter yeah boy ever. Just uhh don't waste ur yeah boy
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don't call yourself a dog lover (or supporter of our troops) if you don't own this $675 dolce & gabbana shirt
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@MeghanMcCain
what does anti-Semitic even mean to you? he’s a Jewish cartoonist who has spent his career examining Jewish identity, Zionism & anti-semitism. if this is the most anti-Semitic thing you’ve ever seen, you haven’t spent any time examining those issues yourself
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if ur desperately trying to justify violence against unarmed civilians in 2014, who do u think you would have been in 1964 or 1944?
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Fedruary 25, 1991 - "i Haet my slef" 😮 I've been keeping it too real my whole life
http://t.co/rBADdnR9Yf
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do high school foreign language textbooks have sections on texting yet? u won't make any friends abroad if u text like an abuela
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as if my goth cred wasn't already on thin ice, I have just learned that 2 beloved black articles of clothing are actually "midnight blue"
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be careful when u meet a new squad - it may just be a bunch of ppl who were kicked out of other squads & formed a dangerous frankensquad
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ur is a word of peace. ur reduces conflict over your/you're. ur is simple, elegant, tasteful. ur going 2 love ur life when u choose ur
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do u see a pajama shirt or a regular shirt ? The answer may surprise u
http://t.co/MuhwVdVosM
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Alice Cooper called Vampire Weekend "wimpy" in 2008. Fuk u, Alice. I am stronger (& more vampire) than you. Shame on Johnny depp.
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Also:
- I know it’s a long album but I think the back half contains some of the best songs I’ve ever written so maybe listen backwards once or twice? 🤷🏻♂️
- support ur local record store if u can 🤷🏻♂️
- wow we’ve been on this journey together for a minute. Thanks. 🤷🏻♂️
- 🤷🏻♂️
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a hot summer is great time 2 find out who ur real friends are. If someone never wears tank tops, they are def wearing a wire for the Feds
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grammar is political. fox news would rather redefine the word "identity" than let Caitlyn be the subject noun
http://t.co/kp9kYBCiTl
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I quit music & opened a soft-serve froyo kiosk 2 escape anonymous haters but just when I thought I was out...
http://t.co/pVjjop939c
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some1 left a yankees cap at my apt. i can now complete my noo york-goth-finance dad look. feel powerful. daddy yankee
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this Halloween I'm gonna shave my head & be the sunglasses emoji 😎
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one doesn't need sunglasses on a gloomy day and yet it is on a gloomy day that one must look one's flyest
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my husband's been dead for 40 years. I want to speak to the manager
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this is the type of leadership we need in the sunflower community during these trying times 🙏🏻🌻
@rexorangecounty
rex achieving 🌻 the sunflower trifecta 🌻
🏆 vampire weekend x harry x post malone 🏆
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don't name ur daughter Penny - she will grow up thinking she ain't worth shit. name her Sacagawea - a strong woman worth a hundred pennies
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don't lecture me on self-promotion. it's not my fault i was born into this late-capitalist hell. vampire weekend three albums in stores now.
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if you're one in a million, there are 6,999 ppl just like you. they are coming for u. they will destroy u. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE. godspeed
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my friend thinks it's blue and green. Let's not forget the voices that get lost in this binary world 🙏
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damn we love you Tom Petty. incredible songwriter. "free fallin" is truly one of the greatest pieces of american art. so perfect & sad
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wifi in UK is so boring. in US we express our individuality thru our network names. v important 4 a vibrant democracy
http://t.co/v2LwgKah9u
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ass is...complex. U might think it is a simple binary (cuz of the shape) but it is a labyrinth
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They tried to have a larf at my scarf. They said it was a shawl. That wasn't true at all.
http://t.co/BTbmqlfFjJ
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Leonard Cohen, what a guy
- first album at 33
- dropped "Hallelujah" at 50
- first arena shows in his 70s
He did it til the end. RIP
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exercise makes me sweaty, fuks up my hair and makes my face blotchy & red. the idea that it will improve my well-being is...absurd
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if a tweet isn't worthy of hanging above the fireplace, does it belong in someone else's timeline? paint b4 u post
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thx everybody. i won't let u down this decade. i wrote this poem abt living life 2 the fullest at panera 2day:
http://t.co/r4sdCkwCCC
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if you've never been in cahoots before I feel sorry for you. I hope u find someone to be in cahoots with. Real cahoots will change ur life
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when u skip the internet 4 a day, u feel you've missed everything. When u skip the internet 4 a month, u feel you've missed nothing. 🌈
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I'm playing ur album on spotify w/ the sound off. Next time u get a check for $.006, know that it's from me, jabroni
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u saw my iPhone 4 & u said I was a bitch / then why's ur girl at my house with me playing splashy fish???
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I don't mind that it took u 2+ hrs to respond to my text...as long as u were in the library researching, drafting & editing said text
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not everyone understands my 🍍 phase - just like not everyone understood picasso's blue period or yeezus or the hippies or igor stravinsky
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It was a pajama shirt but then I wore it under a double-breasted blazer to my cousin's wedding so now it's a regular shirt
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she said I was "the definition of a fuckboy" so I opened the dictionary app on my iPhone & guess wot? There wasn't even an ENTRY 4 fuckboy 😏
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good artists borrow. great artists steal. I rob the great artists & return the art 2 the museum in the dead of night, seeking no reward
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when ur family goes out of town & u finally have the aux cord all to yourself
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boycotting my grandma's garage sale until she changes this to "MANGA" - I am livid
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this CVS has the vodka section right next to the tampons. it's...about...2...go...down
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a white dress symbolizes the bride's virginity. a black tux symbolizes the groom's pledge 2 covertly fight communism 4 the Queen of England
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I can't stop rapping "i never fukked Wayne, I never fukked Drake" to myself. my friends are starting 2 think the lady doth protest 2 much
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halloween, 2014
i got more candy than ur whole team
u weigh ur candy on a triple beam
my candy weighs more than a xerox machine
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when u desire to live in the mirror world because ur selfy looked so much better before ur phone flipped it
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why does everyone say baseball is the least cool sport? It's the only sport where the players are allowed 2 wear sunglasses & a gold chain
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my profile pic is from coachella 2008. i will never change it (probably) so i will always remember those young n innocent days
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if u don't like my band - IT's OK ! I am so passionate abt indie music that I will recommend 5-6 OTHER bands EVEN if we're not right 4 u
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I have learned that U should never giv up on ur dreams (but sometimes giv up on ur memes)
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the cool dad lifestyle is very attractive but overpopulation is taking a toll on Mother Earth. is it possible 2 be a childless cool dad?
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I said "this isn't my first rodeo" but I pronounced it like Rodeo Drive. this let the cowboys know that it was, in fact, my first rodeo
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my life is similar 2 the 19th-century poets. Like them, I go to café 2 sit & ponder...1 difference is I also play Splashy Fish on my iPhone
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why didn't Spotify Uruguay wish me feliz cumpleaños ? U ruined my birthday
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I once received a text asking if I'd ever read Swann's Way. I went to the library, read it in one painful sitting & texted back "ya why?"
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The golden globes would be much more elegant if they were called the Gold Globes. Watches & medals are gold. Grahams & corrals are golden
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summer 2014
shmoney dancing with some goth teens
motherfukkers leaking nudes
🎶why they gotta be so rude??🎶
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everyone in my mentions is telling me I just became the prime minister of Canada. this is like my very own "Princess Diaries" 🇨🇦
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many people believe that all dogs are boys & all cats are girls - untrue ! however all dogs are Republicans & all cats are Democrats
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it's not that complicated - but some ppl are confused so here's the short version:
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it took me four years to dress like a dandy, but a lifetime to dress like a dad
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it's sad to realize i'm now too old to be the flower boy at a wedding
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I have embraced the big dog lifestyle. I pray 4 all u lil dogs out there...I hope one day you'll join me
http://t.co/ikv8s6NItr
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my mom feels i mistold a story on my internet radio show. here's the real scoop on why i said "I hate Jews" in 1986
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ur entitled to ur own opinions but not ur own facts?? fuk that, baby. U deserve ur own facts, opinions AND unlimited refills
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should I sign in 2 make my dislike official or let it fester in my mortal vessel? what happens 2 a dislike deferred?
http://t.co/xNkiHnEGJB
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I am a staunch traditionalist. I believe that texts should only be sent from phones. Soon ppl will text from kitchen device. makes me sick
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