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There's a fine line between genius and crazy; I like to use that line as a jump rope

Nairobi
Joined August 2011
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@phillistique
Ndekei
11 years
The only difference between TRY and TRIUMPH is just a little bit of UMPH!!
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@LekimDiamond
Keemenao πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ό
4 years
I have zero interest in petty issues, ask my twin girlsπŸ˜‚
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@kacungira
Nancy Kacungira
4 years
Benin is reclaiming its history: this 30m statue, just unveiled in Cotonou celebrates the warrior women of the ancient kingdom of Dahomey, the only documented female army in modern history.
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@ThePunnyWorld
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4 years
My boss told me that as a security guard, it's my job to watch the office. I'm on season 6 but I'm not really sure what it's got to do with security.
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@SRTerrio_
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4 years
When you try to Shazam in public but the song ends
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@phillistique
Ndekei
4 years
August's Monday came first 😎
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Ndekei
6 years
All of my 16s fire
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@phillistique
Ndekei
6 years
Daaamn Monskii!!!! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ #JohnCena @hailmonski @HHC_Live @djandie254 @justrubyv
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@billionaire_key
billionaire_secrets
6 years
Don’t take life for granted. You have been given a precious life. To be alive is to experience magical gift of life. Make every minute count.
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@Paula_White
Paula White-Cain
6 years
I pray you step into your new season! Let everything that is holding you back from all that God has promised be broken off you, your life, purpose, mind, family and finances! I declare divine acceleration in the name of Jesus! Recovery of all...
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@Fact
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6 years
A librocubicularist is someone who reads in bed.
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Ndekei
6 years
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@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
6 years
Sterling took offence when he walked into the players' canteen to see a group of players - including Gomez - laughing and said to the Liverpool defender, "You think you're the big man now". https://t.co/7bpNevy76b
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@Caesar000Czar
czar ο£ΏπŸ‡¬πŸ‡­ kwabena
6 years
Hope this goes viral πŸ™
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@cnni
CNN International
6 years
Russia's views on President Trump and his possible impeachment are complicated and often contradictory, writes @mchancecnn -- while it relishes chaos in the US, it also craves the stability of a strong President that it can make deals with.
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@justrubyv
Miss Calculated
6 years
One of the perks and definitely a highlight of doing what I do, I get to listen to unreleased music. Even better, I get to play that record first. Tune in to @HHC_Live tomorrow night for exclusive releases off Boutross Mixtape and even better, we'll be live on location... #HHC
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@BlackBarmitzvar
Mark Sudi
6 years
Ubaya ya aunts of Harrier ni insecurities. Mukiwa out na yeye aone ka dame kanakaa ka threat unaonanga amepoint lips zake anakushow "wekerea mudomo yako hapa!"
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@phillistique
Ndekei
6 years
Highlight: Slick O'clock πŸ™…πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ‘¨πŸ»β€βš•οΈ
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