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If anyone wants to be friends with me in real-life, my username is 'Phil'.
SW London, UK.
Joined March 2011
DAY IN THE LIFE OF A ROCK:. 1, 2, 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock = rock.5, 6, 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock = rock.9, 10, 11 o'clock 12 o'clock = rock.
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Heard your boyfriend joined Bluesky and spent the day copy/pasting his Twitter bangers from 2012 to try and get some early #numbers.
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Actually I think you'll find that the square-cube law means that a Gary Barlow's gigantic son of the size and proportions described would be mathematically impossible. In this essay I will.
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As his name is not "Biggest Gary Barlow", we are to understand that Gary Barlow's house is home to at least one, perhaps more, truly immense unseen Gary Barlows.
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The only thing cheering me up today is knowing I have those plums to look forward to that I left in the icebox.
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Unpopular opinion(?): Sure these costumes are fun, but when you've paid someone else to actually make it, it's not really much of a flex.
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Not seen a single trick or treater out this evening. South West London definitely underperforming its xG (Expected Ghouls).
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Obviously disappointed not to get the win tonight but we got lots of balls in the mixer and can take plenty of positives. It's a new game on Saturday and we go again for the triple rollover.
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I've been described in the past as being "not prone to whimsy". In response, the fourth photo here is a whimsical candid of me losing some of my ice cream on the floor.
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Get in, losers. It's Cosy Phil Autumn.
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RT @BenedictTown: Noel Fielding: a poison cake?. Me: that’s right, Noel. A cake filled with poison. Noel: why. Why would you do this . Me….
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