Patrick(?)
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2 tall 4 most things. arthur russell evangelist.
Joined June 2009
Some of y’all talk about Chloe Zhao like she didn’t make THE RIDER.
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Everybody’s always reposting that nasty old Variety queen’s interviews like omg why do they keep allowing this?! And well maybe it has something to do you with you falling for his rage bait every time.
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So there's this band called The Beach Boys
How is anyone supposed to find joy in a world like this
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I am so sad that anyone is ever in pain or that animals are ever scared and i want to help everyuthing in the universe
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Started out the year in bed with a stomach flu and now for some reason my lower back hurts like I threw it out lifting and I’m back on the job up before sunrise to wrangle first graders but it’s all ok cause after my programs I’ll be getting some of the only decent Pho in NYC.
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Throughout my life I have amassed many tiny animals of various materials.
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whenever someone posts this I immediately gloss over the meme and am brought back to how gorgeous the original song/music video is
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Genuinely might be the worst film ever made, certainly the worst I’ve ever seen. Maybe a notch above Epic Movie.
remember the release of the film “bros” and billy eichner’s subsequent crash out when nobody saw it
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“Björking it” works better than most may realize, as her name is actually meant to rhyme with “jerk” not “York”.
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Bout 200
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Mormon dad talking to his kid, who seems to be on their mission, on speakerphone at the gate: “Sometimes the way a person looks on the outside isn’t representative of who they are on the inside, but a lot of times it is.” Get me out of here NOW.
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I love learning that a brand I find off putting is Mormon. Like, yes, my instincts are excellent.
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Posting an in/out list is one of the most bottom coded activities I’ve ever observed. In/out, in/out…oh, I’m sure.
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They got some random bear on the CW who’s so much hotter than either of those old queens on CNN.
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And fuck Anderson Cooper for dumping Kathy Griffin just because she had a backbone. She was the reason that show was fun. He had the charisma of wet cardboard. One of the all time worst nepo babies.
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It’s really fucking weird how many of y’all love Andy Cohen given what a massive Zionist he is. Always platforming monsters and just an all round rotten person.
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Well, yeah, were y’all under the impression that it isn’t?!
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