I don’t got nomo grace in me.. all I got left is assault and battery

A lot of y’all will mistreat people into better lives. Mistreating them into doing better socially, financially, emotionally.. don’t underestimate an alchemist.

I don't follow people I don't like, I don't watch stories of people I don't like and I don't interact with people I don't like. Y’all got this weird ass obsession with keeping up with mfs you don't like and i find that so strange.

Evil people are relying on you to be the bigger person. Surprise them.

Finally home, rubbing my feet together! ☺️

I’m already ready to get this day over with and be back home rubbing my feet together on the couch.

one of my favorite parts of twitter is liking random strangers’ good news. finished chemo? hell yes! month sober? good for you! sold a painting? kickass! delighted to be part of your cheering section.

So many months have happened in the past two weeks

When it's already cold & the wind start blowing

My left eye has been twitching. I hope this somehow means I’m fenna get some money 😂😂

This woulda NEVER happened in the Nissan, Altima 😂😂

Also, I’m dressed like a homeless person 😩😂

First world problems: forgot I scheduled a software update for my car at 8:30 but then decided to stop at the dollar store for cleaning supplies. Now I’m stuck at the dollar store and can’t get into my car for the next hour until the update finishes.

This is so nostalgic

Remember: People only start acting weird when they owe you, wronged you, or are jealous of you.

nothing sends a 3 year old over the edge like when you sing along to a song and they didn’t want you to

There was a thread on here about people that smell like black pepper. I have found these people in real life and need the thread to find its way back to me so I can laugh in real time. Algorithm, do your thing. 🧘🏾‍♀️🧘🏾

So I just learned that victims of narcissistic abuse tend to heavily isolate afterward and holy fuckin shi everything makes sense now.

Marvin Gaye did not have a single clue what was going on in the world lmaooooo