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Peter Sellis

@petersellis

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Your favorite product guy's favorite product guy. Jester's privilege @Discord; @Snap and @ScienceInc before that.

Venice, California
Joined June 2008
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Peter Sellis
25 days
For over a year, I worked with @nikitabier on social products for Gen Z. Here are all of the counter-intuitive, controversial, and brilliant things I learned from him during his time on our team at Discord. Time for a thread đŸ‘‡đŸ§”.
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Peter Sellis
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RT @Carlos_Adame: The most forward thinking music company I've seen in a long time. Blown away by what they're cooking and haven't even sha
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Peter Sellis
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lord i don’t ask for much; i just want to come up with bangers like this.
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Fr. Tom Bombadil
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51 being divisible by 17 is disgusting.
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Peter Sellis
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big if true. congrats to @jacobandreou and @mustafasuleyman.
@jacobandreou
Jacob Andreou
2 days
Now seems like a good time to annouce I’ve joined Microsoft AI to help lead Product, Design, and Growth. As you’ve seen over the last few days, we’re recruiting an insane team. If you’re ready to grind and want to build frontier AI for 1.6 billion devices, pls reach out.
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Peter Sellis
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Elon is right about a great many things, but not this one. You can just do things on LinkedIn. I changed my headline to be about cloud contracts, and I've been invited to 3 F1 races, 2 NBA games, and 1 regatta. I honestly don't even know how Discord works. Tubes? Pipes? idk.
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Elon Musk
8 months
I instantly lose respect for anyone who posts on LinkedIn. Unbearably cringe.
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Peter Sellis
12 days
me when I show up to our weekly exec meeting
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Peter Sellis
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hard to understate how much this would throw my family into utter chaos.
@CartoonsHateHer
Cartoons Hate Her!
20 days
> be my husband’s relatives .> 100% Greek.> take 23 and me for no reason bc all their ancestors are from the same island.> results come back.> it’s Turkish.
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Peter Sellis
22 days
RT @notexttospeech: .@discord this is the dumbest shit I have seen. but it's genuinely peak
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Peter Sellis
23 days
think carefully before answering: have you learned anything from anyone who ever used VLOOKUP
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@boutique_banker
The boutique banker
23 days
Consensus from the bullpen is that if you use index match or VLookup you’re “ancient” and if you have “aura” you’re using sumifs and xlookup these days.
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Peter Sellis
25 days
@nikitabier Thanks for reading. DMs are open for sponsorships.
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Peter Sellis
26 days
this is a serious TIL from @NielsHoven.
@NielsHoven
Niels Hoven 🐼
26 days
TIL nutrition labels tell you the quality of the protein in a product . The %RDA considers how high quality the protein is. Ex: 25g of whey protein is 50% of the RDA, but the 15g of protein in protein pancakes is only 17% of the RDA because wheat protein is low quality. To get
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Peter Sellis
29 days
RT @ID_AA_Carmack: I like em dashes, and I hate that some people now take them as evidence of text being AI generated.
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Peter Sellis
1 month
can’t take a date courtside to the S&P 500 though.
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Ankur Nagpal
1 month
A mind blowing stat:. Jerry Buss bought the Lakers for $67M in 1979, and just exited for 149 times his money at $10B in 2025. Sounds like a lot, right?. That is somehow less than he would have made simply indexing the S&P 500 over that time period ($13B).
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Peter Sellis
2 months
getting on one knee overlooking los angeles and proposing to @nikitabier in this while @jacobandreou takes the photos
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Peter Sellis
2 months
it's nice to have someone be both your doppelgÀnger and spirit animal.
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one of the greatest headlines of our time
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Peter Sellis
2 months
I said "Sisyphean".
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Peter Sellis
2 months
i said "eschewed".
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Peter Sellis
2 months
i think i’m going to start aggressively, competitively playing LinkedIn Games.
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Peter Sellis
2 months
you have the opportunity to get the boys together and do the funniest thing imaginable.
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Polymarket
2 months
PRISONER PARLAYS?. You can now bet on which inmates from the New Orleans jailbreak will be captured by Friday.
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Peter Sellis
2 months
men only want one thing.
@MLSist
Pablo Iglesias Maurer
2 months
Thought I might share a life story from a few months ago to brighten your day. Back in March, I spotted a raccoon on the side of the interstate that had very clearly been run over. I pulled over thinking I’d have to put it out of its misery. We ended up becoming good friends.
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