After all is said and done my one vote is for @bonifacemwangi unlike the rest including Sifuna, Bonnie is a true patriot and one with a clean track record of integrity, honesty, loyalty and love for this land Kenya. Bonnie to the world.

No one, absolutely no one saw this coming including AI & @OleItumbi . If they package themselves well and plan strategically they will change Kenyan politics for the next 20 years! @HEBabuOwino @edwinsifuna #SisindioSifuna

Lakini @edwinsifuna anaenjoy @YvonneOkwara. He brought ODMs constitution to studio but keeps on pretending to refer to it to prove a point, so far no proof at all. I smell a rat. #CitizenExplainer

#CitizenExplainer @edwinsifuna has to say Mimi ndio Sifuna, Katibu mkuu wa ODM na Senator wa jimbo la Nairobi.. otherwise Hiyo interview sounds like a failed marriage therapy session. @YvonneOkwara @citizentvkenya

A lot of similarities between Mobutu Sese Seko & our very own! Take time and study both & for sure "Houston, we have a problem" @georgediano

In 2019 Jubaland’s President Ahmed Madobe trusted me with part of campaign materials and he got re elected. Who can take me to @WilliamsRuto ? Maybe Raos adopted son @Oketch_Salah ?

At this rate andawea companies are going to fold, nikama siku hizi hawavai…ama akohol inafanya watoe

Karibu Uhuru aseme.. Maumbwa nyinyi, akasema aki Wakenya 😂😂 #cyrusjirongo

Secrets destroy families faster than mistakes. Honesty saves more marriages than silence. Happy birthday Mr President @WilliamsRuto

In the village ignore these guys at your own peril. They are more informed than DCI. They know who owns what, every family, all the witches and mostly who you should not marry. These ones can detect pregnancy and do DNA on the spot by sight.

Cyrus was unlived. It wasn’t an accident. I hate politics.

Looks like Kibaki has called for an urgent Cabinet meeting in Sayunis Boardroom. At the rate his Ministers are lefting earth is really scaring his former Ministers especially for Minister of Agriculture (2008-2011) RIP #CyrusJirongo

What’s happening to our boy? He’s now looking older than Murathe. Alafu nikama anavaa Suti za Riggy G zile aliacha Statehouse. #JamhuriDay2025

Leo huku ushago Pastor ametegwa na cable ya mic akaanguka akisema “Ngite”. I think he was naming the animals that entered Noah’s Ark & dogs also entered.

This was my first smart phone, Sony Ericsson K700. It acted as my first camera as well. Because of it I dated 3 daughters of Jezebel simultaneously.

Kenyans prayers answered in Guinea-Bissau

Sisi wa Tanzania twamshukuru@ Larry wa Cenieni (CNN) kwa ripoti ya kweli bila nywinywi… @LarryMadowo @C_NyaKundiH

According to Aoko, Youthful leader was flown outside the country yesterday for medical purposes. Na si alitema ile Keki? Kwani Sayuni wanatumia STARLINK for testing? Haturudi Opada Farm Aki.

Kesho asubuhi mapema Soprano @KindikiKithure lazima apigwe picha kaa hii. @rigathi aki slow down, Soprano can’t breathe

Kama youth leader angemeza ile Keki juzi maybe sahi tungekuwa tumebakisha 36hrs turudi Opodo farm.