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3 x London marathons. Racehorse owner. Former guiness book of world records holder

Joined March 2011
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@TrollFootball2
Troll Football Media
9 days
Senegal’s reserve goalkeeper Yehvan Diouf spent the entire game protecting Mendy’s towel from the Moroccan ball boys. He literally had to fight for it. https://t.co/UdqSkHQ5Ra
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@perkleman
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9 days
AFCON is not real life. More drama in that final than the whole previous World Cup!
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@perkleman
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19 days
Oxford just won on pens and there was zero celebration? They need a massive lift with this new manager! #DesIn
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@perkleman
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24 days
The Venezuela flags are all out now?! Where do they get the palastine and Venezuela ones so quick 🤣 can’t have a George cross. That’s racist… in England
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@perkleman
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27 days
Go on Granit!
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@perkleman
CP
27 days
I can’t imagine there are many managers sat wanting to take this Oxford side on after that. I’ve never seen a team give the ball away so much!
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@JaikeS12
Jaike🔴
29 days
Emi Martinez rattled arent ya 😂😂😂😂
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@perkleman
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29 days
What a shit goal to concede
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@perkleman
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1 month
Boxing is a joke now. Total shambles. If AJ doesn’t ‘win’ in one round then it’s a showcase/fix again.
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@CorbynSnap
Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody
1 month
How very dare you. #PalestineAction #HungerStrike
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@perkleman
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2 months
Too much political shite in this World Cup draw! Get the names out the hat and shut up.
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@PlanetOfMemes
Planet Of Memes
2 months
Would you look at that.
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@perkleman
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2 months
At the beginning of the week, 2 wins and draw from those 3 fixtures would’ve been very good.. that’s a lot to ask in 7 days ! #arsenal
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@perkleman
CP
2 months
Why do some prem games kick off at 1405?!
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@DrNShastriHurst
Dr Neil Shastri-Hurst MP
2 months
⬇️ As Britons today prepare themselves again for more Labour tax rises, let us be reminded of what @RishiSunak warned last year of a possible Starmer premiership…
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@_Afcbanks
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2 months
Calafiori is not a normal player ffs
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@perkleman
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2 months
Lewis Skelly is nailed on to clatter Harry Kane tonight 🤣
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@ArsenalAcademy
Arsenal Academy
2 months
Simply sensational from Max Dowman 💫
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@perkleman
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2 months
Go on @KemiBadenoch 🔥🔥🔥 making this lot look as ridiculous as they are! Incompetence is wild
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@perkleman
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2 months
This shambles of a government can’t even disappoint us on time! They managed to fuck up the budget release so we could get the bad news early! #labour
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