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Anyone who is out on bail in four different jurisdictions should not be running for president of the United States. That’s the tweet.

Trump’s mugshot tomorrow! 😂🤡🍊

I just emptied my spam email folder. I had 15 emails telling me that I have a missed parcel delivery. I replied back to all of them telling them they can keep it. Someone should tell them I work from home.

Saw Oppenheimer this morning. Explains in detail how the nuclear arms race began as a race against the Nazis during WW2 to make the first atomic bomb. There seems no doubt if Hitler had the bomb he would have used it. The lesson here is to make sure mentally ill people are never

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Does everyone’s cat sleep like this?

Love nighttime here Still 24 degrees and there is a gentle breeze. I’m sitting on the balcony with a beer and listening to the silence, watching the stars

Off soon. Taxi to the airport at 3am then Qatar airlines to the kingdom of far, far away

Boycott McDonalds until they close restaurants and pull out of Russia

BBC2 is broken

One of the biggest problems in the world today is that possessions get “Loved” and people get “Used” when it aught to be the opposite way round

So it’s #BlackFriday and I will buy absolutely nothing. All day. Wow. When the children were little I decided not to shop on a Sunday too, which I have stuck to. We buy too much, we waste everything the environment is imploding and #BlackFriday is a marketing con…pass it on

Cheer yourself up - pick up a copy of the new Private Eye, in all good newsagents and supermarkets now.

I have “Alexa” in the corner of my kitchen. Recently, it’s been flashing a yellow ring, and when I ask it “tell me notifications” It lists deals on Amazon I might be interested in! Have I paid £30 for a box that tries to sell me stuff I don’t need?

Every time I check out who’s following me, it’s always a girl young enough to be my daughter asking me to join only fans so I can see her with no clothes on. She could just DM me pictures.

Trolls - can’t live with them, can’t kill them.

#CLEVELEYS بلدة صغيرة تابعة لـ FLEETWOOD التي تتبع مدينة BLACKPOOL وتقع في شمال ��رب بريطانيا على ساحل بحر الشمال . سكانها يتميزون بالأُلفة والتلقائية وسرعة مصادقتهم . 👇👇👇👇الفيديو جانب من حركة ونشاط في يوم عطلة مشمس

The Dwarfism UK Charity Shop will be closed today due to short staff.

Don’t you doubt the intellect of someone who can’t do basic spelling?