So many bad bitches are worried about me

Busting in my LL bean trousers

Looks like someone woke up with a lil poop in they pussy

Pussy from a man

Spilled Dr Pepper all over all of my shit

I’m at your bm’s house hawkin a loogie on your old golf stuff

pussy had me jerking off

Whit people be like I come from a long line of alcoholics

Dune 3? Yeah how bout dune 3 lines of Ket and watching underworld rise of the lycans with my fucking dick out

Hey siri how come my pee is red

Having a good long cry over my bowl of bang bang shrimp tonight

Big bitches always have hot pockets and yakisoba microwave noodles at their house

Picking my nose and putting in my other nose hole

I love Dapping up the other customers at cheddars scratch kitchen

Watching the news with a big boner

I’m back on the liquor

Guy who thinks we should avoid war with Iran but only because he believes in genies and he thinks all the genies are over there

Any ladies wanna come over and split a beef n cheddar with daddy

They finally opened a Mr beast burger one hour from my house so all I have to do is pay the $10 long range fee and an additional $300 and a man from Thailand named “thang” will bring it to me nice and cold and smelly

This is a picture of The Atlantic's owner with Ghislaine Maxwell.

You’re so lucky it’s almost my nap time bro