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PJ McCormick

@peejmccormick

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Hating myself since the late 80s.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2011
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@everything_now_
EverythingNowShow
2 years
We’re gonna re-alive the Unabomber 💯 if you don’t watch. And I hate that! @joekeenfahey @peejmccormick
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@peejmccormick
PJ McCormick
3 years
First rule of comedy is fuck you im cool whatever
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@peejmccormick
PJ McCormick
3 years
Eternal Sunshine is just a poor man’s version of that one scene from Men In Black
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@thecomedycoopla
The Comedy Co-op
4 years
🚨cool thing alert 🚨 @jmazz1111 and @santinamuha will be on our IG live tomorrow @ 7PM PST chatting all things #thecomedycoopla and taking your real-time questions! You might even hear a cool announcement or two 😎
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@thecomedycoopla
The Comedy Co-op
4 years
This week we're bringing ya some cool, new features on our website! Meet the Steering Committee, check out our ever-growing FAQ, & sign up for the newsletter🔥 https://t.co/KIffynlZIV
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@thecomedycoopla
The Comedy Co-op
4 years
Why is performer and Steering Committee member @peejmccormick excited about #thecomedycoopla?
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@Nick_Costanza
Nick Costanza
4 years
extremely hyped for @thecomedycoopla good improv brought to you by good people!
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@peejmccormick
PJ McCormick
4 years
We’ve been working for the past year on creating a new theater that gives its comedians a voice in how it’s operated. We aim to deliver premium shows that pay its performers for their efforts. We hope you can join and support us! #werestagingacoop
@thecomedycoopla
The Comedy Co-op
4 years
Want to stay up-to-date with The Comedy Co-op? Interested in volunteering? Click the link in the bio to sign up for our newsletter and receive the latest updates and volunteer opportunities! #werestagingacoop #thecomedycoopla
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@peejmccormick
PJ McCormick
5 years
They say never trust someone until you see they’re Amazon wish list. Well here’s the real me. I guess I like adventure. Haha ✌️ https://t.co/rMt4zbxDtd
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@reactivaders
Reactivaders
5 years
The latest episode of Reactivaders is out now! PJ McCormick and Mikey Stephens join us to review “Ghost of Tsushima.” We talk about playing demos, humor in video games, and troubleshooting the Reactivader.
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@frontlinepbs
FRONTLINE
5 years
"What we’re seeing is a death by a thousand cuts of our democracy.” In the doc @_athousandcuts, journalist @mariaressa vows to hold Philippine President Duterte accountable and to continue exposing disinformation online. WATCH an excerpt:
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@vgacomedyshow
Video Games: A Comedy Show
5 years
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@peejmccormick
PJ McCormick
5 years
I’ll never forget the night I stuck my finger on a loose syringe left in the Inner Sanctum bathroom and got rushed to the ER by @Time2GetGill. I was on HIV preventative medication for a month. We’re all sharing nightmare fuel stories about Sunset, right?
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PJ McCormick
5 years
2nd @joerogan TX sighting was on Sunday. He led the prayer at my mom’s church. The pastor was reluctant to correct his claim that Jesus was a brown belt in jujitsu. He talked a Dad into requesting Alpha Brain and elk jerky for his son’s communion but the pastor politely said no.
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@peejmccormick
PJ McCormick
5 years
I keep running into @joerogan in Texas. He was filling up his ATV at Buckey’s, gas pump in one hand and a Bible in the other, glancing back and forth between the Old Test and the fuel price. Then he stormed inside with the receipt and complained about not getting his fuel points.
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@peejmccormick
PJ McCormick
5 years
Our amazing comedy series The Influencers is virtually screening at the 5th Annual Hollywood Comedy Shorts Film Festival December 11th-18th! Check out some of the dope postcards made for the event. #hollywoodcomedyshorts @Desireestaples1 @allyk123
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@peejmccormick
PJ McCormick
5 years
The White House may not have had any dogs but we heard plenty of dog whistles.
@nprpolitics
NPR Politics
5 years
President-elect Joe Biden and his wife, Jill Biden, have two German shepherds, Major and Champ. His election victory marks a return of dogs to the White House.
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@peejmccormick
PJ McCormick
5 years
I feel like a sad kid on Christmas Eve. The presents are wrapped and under the tree, but they are disappointingly small and thin like the SAT study guides my Dad promised to get me.
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@VICENews
VICE News
5 years
Sarah McBride just became the first openly trans state senator in US History. She and many other trans candidates are trying to make history tonight.
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PJ McCormick
5 years
Anyone know how to re-cork champagne?
@nprpolitics
NPR Politics
5 years
Correction from us here: Vermont has 3 electoral votes, not 38. Joe Biden won the state, according to an AP race call. More presidential results: https://t.co/7SsD9h29aZ
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