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Entitled tweets about pavements by toddler Poppy (she/her) as interpreted by @samsterby (he/him)

Manchester, England

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4 years

I’m a baby and have poor impulse control. But you lot are adults, so please remember:. 1) Criminal damage is no remedy for bad parking and could get you in trouble. 2) I do not post reg plates, because these people are basically our neighbours. 👍👶🍼🚓💄 (v2).

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3 years

This stuff makes me one pissed off baby. Do these drivers pay pavement tax? I don’t think so 😡.

Aleks

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3 years

Dear @gmptraffic, I don't know how else to say it: DO YOUR JOB! Dear @ManCityCouncil, you know what is preventing walking in the city? Exhibit A 👇 BAN PAVEMENT PARKING AND ENFORCE IT!

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3 years

What a beautiful campsite!

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3 years

My legs are definitely getting longer!

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3 years

Woo I’m at @stationsouth !! We missed out on roast today (because we didn’t know we had to book) but made up that they gave me some cucumber! Thanks! 🥒💚

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3 years

Science!! #BlueDot 📡

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3 years

RT @BikeWalkScoot: Why is it that when space runs out on the ROAD people think it is acceptable to park their car on the PAVEMENT??? The jo….

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3 years

RT @Lampidudelj: Another beautiful day on @ManCityCouncil, @ChorltonPkLab and @AndyBurnhamGM flagship active travel scheme. This supposedly….

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3 years

Oh @parcelforce … such professionalism.

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3 years

I’m going to clean up this town!

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3 years

Thought I’d take the classic pram out for a spin today and snooze in style!

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3 years

Worried they are going to replace me with a bot 😬

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3 years

RT @Judation: @EllenJHolmes @pavementTax @MCRMetrolink @ManCityCouncil Same! It’s really bad to get stuck there. #cargaroo these really nee….

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3 years

Dearest @MCRMetrolink and @ManCityCouncil … We realise it has been asked many times but please can we get rid of the inaccessible barriers at St Werberghs Road. This set, the bollards ahead at the bend, the set of barriers on the other side, the chicanes on the big ramp. Thanks.

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3 years

Ooooh look at this! 👀. A pavement-obstructing lamp-post I complained about in Lancaster is being moved! This is absolutely what I pay my pavement tax for!. Nice work @GinaDowding 💚.

Green Cllr Gina Dowding

@GinaDowding

3 years

Hi there Poppy ⁦@pavementTax⁩ . we have progress!!

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3 years

RT @RobBryher: Worst I've seen recently

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3 years

Off to nursery! 🛹

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3 years

I’ve been helping sort out the pavement parking problems at our neighbourhood play street party today!

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3 years

Here I am. Did you miss me?

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3 years

Apologies, cheeks were not provided in that previous set of pics!! Here you go!

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Alt: photographs of kissing gates and barriers at the entrances to a suburban park. An oversize bike with a sleeping toddler in a trailer can’t get through.

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