What an incredible honour to receive the Royal Television Society Award in recognition of my music for ‘Late Night Lycett’ on Channel Four. Hugely grateful for this award and to all those who have believed in my music and supported me. #latenightlycett @Channel4 @joelycett

All this talk of Sumo wrestlers reminds me of the time I met up with a gang of them in Southern Japan and disastrously tried to match them beer for beer. #sumo

“Until death, all defeat is psychological”

Jail him for encouraging murder. Then, when his time is served, arrest him all over again for using 'workshop' as a verb.

There's a reason the Israel national Anthem is called 'The Hope'. #Israel #hostagesreturn

The existence of Prosecco also implies the existence of a darker more pessimistic Antisecco.

Things we couldn’t have predicted about the future: Huge, lightweight super high definition TVs: Ridiculously cheap Nuts: Ridiculously expensive.

This right here is why Star Wars didn’t win the Best Picture Oscar in ‘77 #DianeKeaton https://t.co/S3aEQU82H6

Can’t believe this hasn’t been a sitcom yet

Hexacorn after de Hamilton 12 x 16 inches

Before Google killed it I remember a time when AskJeeves was the preeminent search engine. Imagine an alternate reality where PGWodehouse is as big a cultural icon as @elonmusk or @JeffBezos

"A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition." - Rudyard Kipling.

Just when you think the Church of England couldn’t descend any further… Canterbury Cathedral is literally graffitiing itself and celebrating it as art

Stephen Fry performing the audiobook of this classic is a solid, fruity delight. Glorious stuff.

Starmer's plan to force Digital ID on children as young as 13 is sick. There is no other word for it... Almost 40 MPs have signed our cross-party letter. That number must now shoot up. This is not acceptable - MPs must make their opposition clear. It's the only way.

Cannot wait The book was sooooo good

This was fun. My small contribution to Richard Osman’s #therestisentertainment podcast led to me writing a bit about theme composer Dennis Wilson for John Cleese in his wonderful new book celebrating 50 years of #fawltytowers .

People are being locked up for tweets. Imagine the people behind this having the power of a digital ID.

This cuttlefish is mimicking a human face

The most impressive British politician by a mile. however I think the ‘Conservatives’ brand is damaged by and outmanoeuvred by Reform. 3 years to go let’s see what she can do….