Paul Lander
@paul_lander
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Professional Comedy Writer/Producer. If it requires a noun, a verb and laughter I've done it. Won a few awards to give my Mom stuff to talk about with family.
Tarzana CA.
Joined June 2011
Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, @HumorTimes
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Making fun of headlines, like: "Female octopuses throw objects at males" - See what happens when you try and grab them by the octopussy?
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RT @MikeReissWriter: I put Jerry Adler in all my plays -- audiences loved him and he got laughs on every line. I joked to him, "You worke….
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Adler spent the majority of his career behind the scenes of some of Broadway's most iconic shows, not stepping forward to act until he was in his 60s.
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If the election for New Jersey governor were held today who would you vote for?.
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RT @MikeReissWriter: The best travel article you'll read this year (not written by me) is Joel Stein's visit to the autocracy of Hungary: h….
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RT @MikeReissWriter: TRUMP: I can end this war in one day. PUTIN: I want all of Ukraine. TRUMP: Deal!.
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RT @paul_lander: Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/18/21 - Paul Lander - @WeeklyHumorist .
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Making fun of headlines, like: "Man with ‘world’s largest willy’: penis got in the way"… Word is, medics called the operation “Free Willy.”
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RT @MikeReissWriter: Hurricane Katrina turns 20 this week! My Substack goes to Mardi Gras!.Read! Subscribe!.https….
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Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/18/21 - Paul Lander - @WeeklyHumorist .
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Making fun of headlines, like: "Man with ‘world’s largest willy’: penis got in the way"… Word is, medics called the operation “Free Willy.”
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RT @HumorTimes: Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/11/25 - Paul Lander, Humor Times
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Making fun of headlines, like: "Tour de France 2025" - How to tell those on performance enhancing drugs from those in the control group?
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RT @philmandelbaum: 4 new quick-guides to help you help your friends and fam STAND UP FOR SCIENCE and protect democracy. .
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Bitcoin’s on fire at $112K! Time to flip the charts on BTCC!.Exploring Cryptocurrency with Jaren Jackson Jr.🏀.
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RT @KingManProds: There’s no way the machines are smarter than huma-…. AI, we’re ready to be taken over. #artificialintelligence #stupid….
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Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/11/25 - Paul Lander - @HumorTimes
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Making fun of headlines, like: "Tour de France 2025" - How to tell those on performance enhancing drugs from those in the control group?
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