My husband (in TX) texting me (in NYC): “Please go down to the hotel bar and describe the sadness of the Yankees fans to me”

The Beard and The Brodie are out supporting the Astros! ⚾️ (via @Cut4) https://t.co/2oqpZeEgeN

The @Yankees may be savages in the box but the @astros are the savages of the Bronx. #TakeItBack

The Rays are getting Cole'd, a day after getting Verlander'd

🔥🔥🔥

Immaculate = @willharris15 🔥 #TakeItBack

Okay, Lebron might be the GOAT.

Oh hey Charlie Morton's on the mound today. #NeverSettle

*record scratch* “Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering why I tried to block the King...”

That moment you walk outside and see snow in Texas #WhereIsMyMind #Icepocalypse2018 #houstonweather so weird

You could say the Rockets are in sync. (h/t @aardodson)

"Who is: Kurt Warner?" #JeopardySports #ProFootballHOF

All-NBA Roster 1st Team: Point Guard: Lebron Guard: Lebron Forward: Lebron Power Forward: Lebron Center: Lebron

@HoustonRockets @JHarden13 that was a moment of weakness. #neverbetraythebeard #livebythebearddiebythebeard

@HoustonRockets @JHarden13 I think it is time to shave the beard!

I'm Patrick and I'm a gurrrrl!